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  • For Sale For Sale: Two Mazda 626s (two of them together)

    For Sale: Two Mazda 626s

    $1,000 for the pair. No, they are not separable. No, we are not going to haggle about it. Decisive is good. Take them both, I want them gone. If you have mechanical skills then you will take parts (ie engine) from the white one and make the red one good. You’ll probably have it done in a weekend.

    The red one (1994): registration ran out in late February (ie can still be renewed). Drives ok but the motor blows smoke and burns oil. Automatic gearbox.

    The white one (1992): unlicenced and has major rear-end damage. Got smashed into by a drug-affected moron in a Hilux. Everything else is good - still drives fine. Very good engine and manual gearbox.

    Both cars: 2.5 litre V6. ABS, electric windows, sunroof, cruise control, power steering, electric mirrors. Won Wheels Car of the Year in 1992.

    If you booked an escort girl from either Penthouse Escorts or Ruby’s Escorts in 2008 then it’s very possible that your hooker was delivered in either one of these cars. If so, you’ve been inside the girl; now you can be inside the car.

    Phone: 0418 922 500









    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.

  • #2
    How did you get a job delivering hookers?

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    • #3
      Do the cars still smell like hookers?

      Note to potential buyers: Owned one of these in the 90's. Great car.
      Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
      Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

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      • #4
        if i had the money , i miss my old 91 626.

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        • #5
          If i had the money, i would have had the hookers. I miss hookers...
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cbr Junkie View Post
            How did you get a job delivering hookers?
            I was working in a tyre shop a couple of years ago and an asian customer offered me the job of driving her around late at night. I politely declined.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TheBrad View Post
              I was working in a tyre shop a couple of years ago and an asian customer offered me the job of driving her around late at night. I politely declined.
              WOW! you are a good man.

              buy both and combine = profit???
              Mike

              Mazda 3 MPS, AE82 FX-GT, CBR250R

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheBrad View Post
                I was working in a tyre shop a couple of years ago and an asian customer offered me the job of driving her around late at night. I politely declined.
                Good move. Either way, if her rubber fails then she'll make you suffer for it.


                Edit: the cars were sold Saturday afternoon. Ripper.
                Last edited by Phildo; 20-03-2011, 08:06 PM.
                One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

                My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.

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