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**Campo** · 06-10-2003, 02:17 PM

Hmmm, good point...

I can see I'm not the only one bored out of my brains today!

**Melkor** · 06-10-2003, 06:13 PM

would this classed as riding without a helmet even though its on private property?!?

No...as you say it's on private property, not on a road. Same reason you can ride a big bike without a bigbike licence in the carpark of McDonalds, if you could find someone who will lend you their bike.

.....you wouldn't wanna \"accidentally\" fall off and crack ya head would you? ......wonder how much you could sue Ronald McDonalds arse for?!?!

Yeah i'm sure you could if you could prove they enforced it. However weigh it up. Sue Mc Craps becuase you have a head injury, or...don't have a head injury. I know which one I'd pick.

**Shoxer** · 06-10-2003, 09:57 PM

On the subject of removing helmets. I'm sick of...
1. Turning bike off
2. Taking gloves off
3. Taking helmet off
4. Blowing into a pipe for 5 seconds
5. Putting helmet on
6. Putting gloves on.

Melkor what about cops? They are enforcing you to remove your helmate while your on your bike on a road. What if we fell off? Sueable?

**Campo** · 06-10-2003, 10:01 PM

Shox, you take it all off? man, I just try and squeeze my mouth out and blow in the bad, generally the site of me trying to shove my face through my lid scares the coppers away but it can work......

**Melkor** · 07-10-2003, 12:26 AM

I tell you what Shox.

If I was still in the job and I pulled you over and ordered you to take your helmet off to do a random breath test AND THEN you fell off your bike and hurt your head...

I'd submit a fitness to hold on your motorcycle licence and make sure you could never get into a Niftyboy forget riding a big bike.

Get your minds out of the American "hey, who can we sue" and more onto how you can piss the cops off as much as they piss you off when they stop you.

Melkor's tips on pissing cops off...

1. Don't give em your licence, and be vague when giving your name.
2. When they say "blow into the machine" and forget to say "until I tell you to stop" give it a quick puff and remind them you only have to comply once with their request.
3. Tell them your bike makes more HP then their pursuit car.
4. Ask them if their McDonalds is getting cold.
5. Ask when the weight/height/age (what ever is applicable) restrictions were lifted from the police entry requirements.

Oh...DON'T use any of these tips unless you and your bike are SQUEEKY and I mean SQUEEKY clean.

**Campo** · 07-10-2003, 05:05 AM

I tell you what Shox.

If I was still in the job and I pulled you over and ordered you to take your helmet off to do a random breath test AND THEN you fell off your bike and hurt your head...

I'd submit a fitness to hold on your motorcycle licence and make sure you could never get into a Niftyboy forget riding a big bike.

Get your minds out of the American \"hey, who can we sue\" and more onto how you can piss the cops off as much as they piss you off when they stop you.

Melkor's tips on pissing cops off...

1. Don't give em your licence, and be vague when giving your name.
2. When they say \"blow into the machine\" and forget to say \"until I tell you to stop\" give it a quick puff and remind them you only have to comply once with their request.
3. Tell them your bike makes more HP then their pursuit car.
4. Ask them if their McDonalds is getting cold.
5. Ask when the weight/height/age (what ever is applicable) restrictions were lifted from the police entry requirements.

Oh...DON'T use any of these tips unless you and your bike are SQUEEKY and I mean SQUEEKY clean.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nice one Melkor!!!!

**djnitrous** · 07-10-2003, 09:03 AM

I've gone thru HJ many times on my bike before! Always left everything on.....

**Campo** · 07-10-2003, 09:09 AM

I've gone thru HJ many times on my bike before! Always left everything on.....

well at least you don't do it like Spike and go through doin an endo!

**Hewie** · 07-10-2003, 09:20 AM

well at least you don't do it like Spike and go through doin an endo!

or an endo in a drive thru bottlo ...

**ChOOkiE** · 07-10-2003, 10:06 AM

hahah Melkor.. I like it
I'm guessing you've had your fair share of these types of comments?

**Deej** · 07-10-2003, 06:15 PM

Melkor's tips on pissing cops off...

1. Don't give em your licence, and be vague when giving your name.
2. When they say \"blow into the machine\" and forget to say \"until I tell you to stop\" give it a quick puff and remind them you only have to comply once with their request.
3. Tell them your bike makes more HP then their pursuit car.
4. Ask them if their McDonalds is getting cold.
5. Ask when the weight/height/age (what ever is applicable) restrictions were lifted from the police entry requirements.

Oh...DON'T use any of these tips unless you and your bike are SQUEEKY and I mean SQUEEKY clean.

*rolling on the floor* Nice touch Melkor.

Deej's Tips for Shitting them Off:

1) Hopefully you will end up near the front of the slip lane they formed with about 6 cars and 6 RBT operators behind you.

2) Say "sorry, my lid is going to have to come off, I cant twist it on my head that much".

3) Take your gloves off finger by finger.

4) Fuck around with your lid clip a bit then slowly take it off.

5) Blow into the bag.

6) Stick your lid back on, fucking around with the clip again. Balz it up a couple of times.

7) Stick your gloves on finger by finger.

With a bit of luck this procedure will take 2 mins and you will have lots of RBT operators looking at you waiting for you to let the rest of the traffic out.

If you realy want to add the final touch..... stall your bike as you try to leave, hit the kill switch after you do, then try to restart your bike with the kill switch on, witha bit of luck if you have an older bike the starter motor will turn over but the bike wont fire. Do this for another 30 odd seconds and THEN bring it back to life and ride off.

Hopefull next time the RBT operators will wave the bike thru cos god knows it would be pretty hard to ride a bike drunk and the only people we are guna kill if we are drunk.... are ourselves.

**Deej** · 07-10-2003, 06:21 PM

Having said all of the above, for the record, I support RBT's recon they are fantastic and would not care if I went thru one every day cos god knows I certainly dont want any of you or I to be the guy riding thru a green one day with some tanked prick driving his Volvo thru the red at the same time.

**Spike** · 07-10-2003, 06:23 PM

Rolling on the floor crying tears of laughter wid my housemate looking at me like i'm some kind of freak.........as i said b4 your a fucking GOD deej

**Shoxer** · 07-10-2003, 09:40 PM

Thats pretty funny deej. Sorta what I did except for the finger by finger and stalling bike bit lol! But Yeah I took my time and heeps of cars were waiting to come out lol

Next time i'l do the stall trick

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