RANT FUCKIN RANT

[Hewie]

RANT BEGINS HERE.

FUCKING CAGE DRIVERS .....

I almost got real squished real quick this morning....

I was cruising down albany hwy in victoria park this morning. It was a lovely morning, birds singing, sun shining and me cruising on my bike.

I was in the right lane almost opposite causeway honda when a truck in the left lane decided he want to move over and occupy the space i was existing in.

now unless i forget my highschool physics classes no two solid objects my occupy the same space at the same time so heres me slammin on my anchors and grabbin clutch emergency brake style and rubbin the side of my tyres against a solid kerb as i try to get back behind him ..my handle bars were litterally under the trailer of his truck ...thats how little space i had.. so ...i decide that maybe i should explain to him my displeasure ..so i pull up next to him and start abusin the fuck out of him.....

anyway i give up after about 30 secs of solid expleatives and pop the clutch and move off .. so im rolling across the causeway ... i indicate and move to the left hand lane..thinking now im out of the way..

so wat happens ...a fuckin car decides to do a repeat performance ..

fortunatley this time the passenger turned and looked aswell and must of warned him... as he swerved back in to the right lane again.. but i still had to nail the anchors to miss his rear door handles.

I mean fuckin hell ...... twice in 200 meters ... how fuckin stupid are these sheep....

B L I N D S P O T S .....fuckin check them ...jesus how hard is it

I am now resigning from my current job ..and i am going to become a SOCIAL ENGINEER.....at a glance i will assess ur future potential/hazard and will then decide if u should be allowed to continue to exist.... if i decide not then ur presence will be removed via a large calibre weapon and a sponge.

END RANT

[FireStorm]

hows the underwear? soiled i bet.


glad 2 hear u got out of it champ

[PrestigeCBR]

Rant

Well that's fucked, and we seen it time and time again. People are so lazy to check there blind spots, and at times even there mirrors! :evil:
I remember picking up my first R1 back in 2000, brand new - tyres and brakes not even scrubed in. Got 100 mtr down the road and had some wanker beside me take my lane (fuck me!), I was so hard on the brakes I was doing a stoppie. We stopped up the road at a set of lights and I pulled along side the jerk and proceded to give him my personal opinion of him, the wanker would not even look at me, blank faced and looking straight ahead. By now I was really fucked off, so I bent his radio antener and punched off his passenger mirror! :twisted:

I was really pissed off, the reason I had just picked up the new R1 was my TLR1000 had just been written off by a wanker that drove over it in a car park (would of liked to have seen that wanker do that!).

Anyway only just got back from Philip Island (Melbourne) and the driving over there is Kaos, People over taking you on the emergency lanes, and even turning lanes, it's really fucked over there.

Anyway, SMILE your still upright.

[zipdrive]

why were you riding in their blind spot? you actually trusted them to check?

but thank god you're ok though

[Boxhead]

People just dont have a clue do they!!!

Whats worse is that I am a licensed driving instructor and while i dont do much learner driver training (as it becomes a little stressful at times as u well can imagine :? ) I tend to stick to advanced driver training and have tried to build in a very important part of our course called......watch out for fucking bike riders u imbasills!!!!! (its not really called that but u get what I mean).

Unless some drivers are spoon fed the way bike riders get squeezed, cut off and run over everyday they just dont have a clue sometimes.

I commend your efforts hewie and have been there myself, not very pleasant :evil:

[Daise]

hey hewie
good to hear that you (and the bike) are alright...

i've been told from a very early age that when you're ridin ya gotta think for the cage drivers too, as they're too dim-witted to think for themselves....

i'll keep those words of advice for the rest of my life....

i hope everyone takes care out there....

[Hewie]

why were you riding in their blind spot? you actually trusted them to check?

Ummm i wasnt in his blind spot ..imagine a 3-4 ton truck single axle flat bed with a cage around it ..

i was in the rite lane ...with my front wheel about next to his door .. he did have to look far to see me ..i was next to the bastard.. just across a lane

trust me i dont trust them to check ......but come ..on next to him .. if he had of made some attempt to check his blind spot then he would of seen me easily ...not like i was hiding ..i was exactly where i was sposed to be

but thank god you're ok though

cheers dude ...

[Hewie]

thanx all ...

i was just soooo fucked off it wasnt funny .....

daise .. : i agree ..since i had a really bad car accident a few years ago i always try to "think" 3 cars ahead .. just some times you cant envision wat a brainless fuck will do.

[Chris]

Good that you made it out with two legs, two wheels and a heartbeat Hewie.

I had one today, close as I've come to getting killed on two wheels - including the 80km/h rear-ender high-side on Leach Hwy on my old CBR250 RR. At the intersection between Francisco and Orrong Roads in Belmont, turning right at the lights into Orrong. Traffic either side, me in the left lane. Go around, no worries. Van in the little slip lane now 20 metres infront of me standing look at traffic, still no worries. Ten metres away from the van now, pushing 85 km/h, guy is looking right at me, guy starts to pull out.

At this point if I'd locked up I'd have t-boned into him and been dead. Instead I pull a huge swerve, my right mirror taps the car to my right and my left knee clips his bullbar - that hurt like a fucker let me tell you.

Now I'm somewhere between shocked and absolutely livid, I slow down and look over my shoulder, he gives *ME* the finger and starts gobbing off. I give him a bit back, he hoons off around me down to the lights at Great Eastern, rather than waste my breath I then ride to work. Totally fucking pissed off.

Still pissed off about it now that I talk about it..

Wanker. :evil:

[Turbinator]

good-o you aint injured, its gunna be wikked when i get my lisence - damn cage pilots

[mastrmage]

Chris, should have got his rego or followed him or something!!!

I know I always will. If anyone does shit like that to me I'd follow them and slash all their tyres, or maybe come back with some acid.

Road rage is a great hobby, but some people should just NOT be allowed on the roads. Recklessness is one thing .. cause you mean to do it.. at least reckless drivers get a kick out of doing burnouts or wheelies and can treat the fans, plus they be "good" if they wish.. These narrow minded moronic dolts out there on the roads that just dont have a clue, or any respect for other motorists should be stripped of their licence for ever. After that we could give them a complimentary $10 Transperth multirider for making our roads a safer place. We'd all be that much happier!

[flea]

I've got a friend that works at a licensing center :twisted: :twisted:

remember the rego, find out their address, and steal all their things