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    So yesterday while inflating my tyres at a servo I knelt a little too far down and burnt my forehead on the pipe.

    I have a red spot about the size of a 50c piece on my head.

    Anyone else had an incident that falls into the "lol you dickhead" catergory?

  • #2
    Pressed the horn instead of the starter! What was i thinking
    I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

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    • #3
      laid my bike down because the kickstand flipped up
      Master of the missed signals

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      • #4
        Tried starting a bike up like a car...
        BREAKING NEWS!!! The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how I operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-wah with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin!!!

        I wonder what this is?

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        • #5
          I can fit 2 cans of Mother under the seat of a cbr125r. When I got home I opened it, and pulled out 2 empty cans. Somewhere along the way they got punctured and I must have been riding along with 1 litre of energy drink pouring out the back of my bike. Left a real sticky mess all over my rim and exhaust.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jibboom View Post
            Left a real sticky mess all over my rim and exhaust.
            You'd hate for that to get quoted out of context!!!
            Giggity.

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            • #7
              do it M!ke!!!!

              Speaking of exhaust burns, I currently have a bandage on my elbow from leaning on the exhaust on the SM whilst chaining her up.
              Now you'd think I'd learn wouldn't you?
              A week later, a friend brings his GF's bike over for service - turning her around I forget about the left hand side pipe on a GPX, and sear my right shin.

              Ouch!
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              • #8
                Put foot down at intersection in the rain, foot slipped on white line, bike fall over ontop of me.. damage to pride +10 points.

                Not even going to mention killswitch WHY WONT YOU START times.

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                • #9
                  Over enthuastic getting onto my bike and bunny hopped over the back of my 250. Landed balls first on the tank..

                  That was fun.
                  A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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                  • #10
                    Bike burns...Yeah they are funny...

                    Engine case...


                    My leg...

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                    • #11
                      A few beers into trying to track down electrical fault. multi meter was just out of reach so used my tongue instead. Didn’t hurt when bike wasn’t running, just a tingle and funny taste in mouth… different story when it was… think my fillings melted… lesson learnt.

                      Also this video of nath for the win....

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                      • #12
                        riding my turbo bike and it drops two cylinders. While limping home i think of ways to diagnose the issue. If its fuel, it will be two carbs next to each other ( two left or two right), if its sparks, it'll be the inside two or outside two cylinders ( two coils ). I decide to check the exhuast headers when i get home to determine this. How very clever i am !
                        So i touch the right outside header, yep thats hot, touch the left outside header, yep, thats hot too.
                        Which means the two inside pipes will be col--- holy fucking shit !
                        I burnt the fuck outta my fingers !
                        Turns out the outside headers were hot due to heat soak, the inside headers nearly cooked my fingers 'cos they were about 4000000 degrees!

                        I thought " lol, you dickhead "

                        I still get shit about that.
                        Last edited by Rocket; 09-12-2010, 12:45 PM.
                        CAUTION: ATTEMPTING TO OVERTAKE THIS VEHICLE MAY RESULT IN A HIGH SPEED WHEELIE

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                        • #13
                          +1 same as ForresterQ except was cleaning the rear rim....tried to cover the burn with some of the wife's make-up which failed and just made it look even more obvious....fail on all counts.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Geeza View Post
                            Pressed the horn instead of the starter! What was i thinking
                            Oh the amount of times that has happened.....

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                            • #15
                              I've done this countless times where I put my bike in gear and the engines cuts off. I look down and see that the bike stand is down. Embarrassing!

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