10 Ways to tell if you are a hardcore sport bike junkie:

[Dubs]

10. You can quote all of your bikes specs, but can't remember your a nniversary.
9. You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
8. You define "fourplay" as a 50 mile street ride.
7. You brake so late you don't see God you see Elvis.
6. You get a tell-tale facial tick every year at new model time.
5. You measure all purchases in terms of the number of tires you could have bought.
4. You have only motorcycle shops programmed into your speed dialer.
3. You use racing lines when pushing a shopping cart at the grocery store.
2. You consider 10,000 rpm "midrange".
1. You refer to the corner at the end of your street "Turn One".

[Dubs]

15 Hints that you are a Hooligan

1.You think rear tires, ruptured fork seals and bent shifter forks should be
covered under standard motorcycle warranty.
2.You always use your signal lights when changing lanes...on one wheel.
3.You can recite the entire Las Vegas Extreme Video on demand.
4.You tend to pull at least 5 wheelies and 5 endos from your house to the local
coffee shop.
5.A "Christ" is not a religious figure.
6.You often tempt fate when passing cops by staring long and hard at them.
7.Tickets are apart of what you consider 'insuring' your motorcycle.
8.You proudly place you tickets on your web site and/or walls.
9.You watch races only for the crashes.
10.After you crash you don't ask "how's the bike?" but rather " did it look
good?"
11.The local bike shop has your parts already in stock.
12.It is impossible to ride 3 blocks without thinking up a new trick and then
promptly trying it in rush hour traffic.
13.You laugh when riders ask you " Can you get your knee down?"
14. You answer" Sure! And my arm, my leg, my head..." and promptly show them
your battle scars.
15.Perth Extreme members are GODS.

[Deej]

Number 3 topic 1. I do that!

[pacman]

aha, I was about to comment on the shopping cart race. I love it when a stranger bites, and by means of a split second of eye contact... you both KNOW .. The Race is on.

[Deej]

..or when u play chicken with a granny in the fruit and veg isle!

[Anonymous]

shopping cart drags

i myself try wheelies on shopping carts...put my feet on the wheels and hoist her up

[ZX7-R]

i think that every guy takes the shortest path, logical thing to do just funny how women drive and park trolleys as bad as they do cars..

:twisted:

Nick

[Dubs]

What not to say to a cop:

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Vic)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 165 kph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

[Dubs]

TOP TEN REASONS HARLEY RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK

10...Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9...Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8...Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7...Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6...Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5...Angry because they just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4...Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice burner manufacturers.
3...Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2...Remembers the last time that a Harley rider waved back, and he impaled his hand on his spiked helmet.

...and the Number One reason Harley riders don't wave back:

1...They're jealous that, after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing!

[pacman]

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.


*thumbs up*

[Dubs]

Bump


Dubs

[Fenris]

Nice bump.

[Disco Frank]

hhah dubs thats funny!!


now if i had a bike im sure a few would apply to me

[R1 Yammie]

Great laugh there DUB's

[GOOSE]

Now thats a set of rules / guide lines I like to see. Something that most of us can look up to and work towards... I might have to go back down to the Bank and get some more money as I just do not upgrade my bike that much..

Life and it's goals... I now have a complete new set....Thanks Dubs