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  • A Guide to Seating Positions on Motorcycles

    Thought you all might have a giggle at this:


    R Class Since 18-09-2014


  • #2
    Does that mean a sports tourer is just like banging a chick, but in a *really* comfy chair?

    "Who the hell steals a Ninja 250?"
    "People who enjoy the rush of theft but dislike the rush of speed..."

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    • #3
      Hrm...what if it's a girl on a sportsbike?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ilovefood View Post
        Hrm...what if it's a girl on a sportsbike?
        I don't know about you, but I tend to put my hands together, raise my eyes skyward and say the words "Thank you, God."
        "Who the hell steals a Ninja 250?"
        "People who enjoy the rush of theft but dislike the rush of speed..."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ilovefood View Post
          Hrm...what if it's a girl on a sportsbike?

          thats a dominatrix


          Straightline2ten your motorcycle and motor car repairer for smash repairs

          insurance or private work, plastic welding,resprays, restoration and classics

          dianella 93703770

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ilovefood View Post
            Hrm...what if it's a girl on a sportsbike?
            make sure the pillion is a guy and it all works
            Atlas Performance, dyna pumps, " your name goes here"

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            • #7
              Of course he's got the girl, it's a Ducati after all.
              Originally posted by mekon
              Why are pirates called pirates?
              Because they Arrrrrr

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              • #8
                So where does that put the white RC8 I saw this morning breaking the one dick per bike rule??
                Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.

                "The feelings mutual so kindly fuck off"

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                • #9
                  In the window marked SHUDDER.
                  Sventek, being a predominantly lazy fuck can you please purchase some for me, bring me the stuff, create something I want after you think of it for me then clean my house, wash my car, dog, bike breathe for me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ms_enj View Post
                    Does that mean a sports tourer is just like banging a chick, but in a *really* comfy chair?

                    And a power cruiser is the same but with lots of TORQUE?
                    Hahaha
                    I think about sex every tits seconds.

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                    • #11
                      My missus is light enough that the traily is a more than feasible option a lot of the time.

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                      • #12
                        Lols

                        My imagination sucks.

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                        • #13
                          everyone should get some...

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                          • #14
                            unilateralism ^^^^^^

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                            Originally posted by ilovefood View Post
                            Lols

                            My imagination sucks.

                            oh, i thought we got a peek into your "dark side "


                            Straightline2ten your motorcycle and motor car repairer for smash repairs

                            insurance or private work, plastic welding,resprays, restoration and classics

                            dianella 93703770

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Spiff View Post
                              everyone should get some...

                              I'm not even gonna ask where you got those from.

                              Just going to assume you have a strange fetish for stick figures and a very odd porn collection!
                              "Who the hell steals a Ninja 250?"
                              "People who enjoy the rush of theft but dislike the rush of speed..."

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