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  • Just in!! We have a 'Missile Guided Frigate'...

    Last Update: Tuesday, April 8, 2003. 12:40pm (AEST)

    Hanging offence: Protesters hitch a ride on HMAS Sydney. (ABC TV)

    Protesters arrested, 'Sydney' continues journey to Gulf
    Anti-war protesters have been removed from HMAS Sydney after temporarily disrupting its deployment to the Persian Gulf this morning.

    The missile guided frigate is now continuing its journey from Sydney to Iraq.

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    Some more funny stuff.

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
    he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush"

    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
    Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." TigerWoods"

    "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
    unimportant." George Burns

    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
    you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
    night." Rodney Dangerfield

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
    arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
    380SL." Lynn Lavner

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
    relationship." Sharon Stone

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

    "Women are more comfortable undressing in front of men than they are
    undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
    where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro

    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
    know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
    like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart .. . .

    and last but not least . .

    .. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."Steve Martin
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Personally the Barbrah Bush quote tops it.

    So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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    • #3
      Deej, I dunno the Woody Allen one seems quite life like !!

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