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  • you couldn't make it up if you tried LMFAO

    "The driver of the police car activated lights and sirens, indicated, and after checking for traffic moved into the right hand lane," she said.*
    "At this time a black Kawasaki motorcycle has approached the rear of the police car at speed, braked heavily and clipped the rear-right side of the vehicle"

    So the cops pulled out slowly into the path of the bike and now they're thinking of prosecuting the biker .......
    I don't do rain

  • #2
    Wrote elsewhere

    Police will pull out infront of a person of interest to stop them doesn't write as good.
    "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"


    • #3
      So MC 1 is speeding, no lights.

      Coppers light up and change lanes only to collect MC 2.

      We can assume MC 2 was speeding if coppers are starting to pursue MC 1?

      So I am fanging along the freeway, maybe behind me mate, coppers light up and change lanes. I am not in any way ready or notice this and hit them?
      Last edited by chew; 03-06-2017, 07:56 AM.
      They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits


      • #4
        The cops did everything right as per usual. Riiigghht!
        "It moved"


        • #5
          Originally posted by Shakey View Post
          Originally posted by SIR sparks a lot
          remember opinions are like assholes everybody will have one
          Here lies the body of Dorian Grey
          Who died while defending his right of way;
          He was right, oh so right, as he journeyed along
          But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong