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    1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
    5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
    14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah



    Subject: Men Strike Back - one for the boys

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
    from the male side. These are our rules ! Please note these are all
    numbered "1" ON PURPOSE !

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
    down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down

    1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides. Let it be.

    1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
    short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
    married women always cut their hair.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
    work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

    1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
    be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
    we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Check your oil! Please.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
    all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
    makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    1 ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
    for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do's genetic.

    1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
    ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
    wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
    you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
    discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation or monster trucks.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes..

    1. No NO you really do have too many shoes.

    1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
    No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

    1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

    Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
    tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    fuck Flakey...your on a role...what a champ!


    • #3
      Originally posted by Rich...
      You got me in trouble...


      • #4
        Reminded me of the chinese menu from over 20 years ago, stuff like, No. 42. Who shat in fan, 43. The cum of sumyun guy etc.
        Originally posted by Abuse this
        Get a load of this pussy, he wouldn't travel back in time to murder a baby.


        • #5
          I found it funnier when I first read it 9 years ago.

          Bernie says "think before you drive bribe"


          • #6
            Isnt that some sort of new record for bumping old threads?


            • #7
              fredie used to look for old threads to bump.
              Do you remember the good old days before the internet?

              when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.


              • #8
                OP's post is dated 10 April 2003, yet it says he joined in May 2006, some 3 years later?????????
                BUY MY BIKE -


                • #9
                  Originally posted by JAFA View Post
                  OP's post is dated 10 April 2003, yet it says he joined in May 2006, some 3 years later?????????
                  That would be due to the Great Russian Hack Event of '06. Some peoples accounts got deleted.


                  • #10
                    ^^^ WHS.

                    Some of my original posts (2003/04 era) are still floating around the dusty shelves of PSB attributed to "xphread", but dont seem to be linked to my current account?

                    I knew this was a bump from the past when I saw the thread was started by Flakey!
                    (now I'm starting to feel old )