TORQUE IS SHAT *post with spoilers*

[Anonymous]

Me and the boys made our journey to see torque just now.
what a load of hollywood bullshit!
1) they go offroad(on stunt double bike which are enduro bikes with sp1,rsv, blade etc fairings on them! :shock:
2)they fight and kick each other whilst flying round corners :shock:
3)they ride on top of,through carraiges of a train :shock:
4)they have duel with bikes doing burnout wheelies and 180 stoppies to push each other off :shock:
5) guy is sideways inbetween train carraiges..does burnout then stand bike up fully vertical, spins 90 degrees before riding up end of carraige and onto roof before jumping off and landing in gravel and keeping going!!! :shock: :shock:
we wnt to try it at joondalup station but last train had gone......
best part is the chase at end with a bike fitted with full jet engine from a helicopter..... :shock: :shock:
and some irresponsible rider did a donut outside the door

[Gordo]

Re: TORQUE IS SHAT!!!!!!!!

Me and the boys made our journey to see torque just now.
what a load of hollywood bullshit!
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I don't think this was ever in doubt but it's a good excuse to go for a ride and through shit at the big screen.....

[TheonlyNinjabitches]

surprise surprise

[SCOOTER]

Surely it can't be worse than Biker Boyz???

[Campo]

So in other words, there's going to be heaps of Jaffa's and Malteasers all over the cinema floor on Sunday night!!!

[pacman]

Looks to me like someone doesnt know how to switch off and enjoy some dumb fun.


All the cons you posted, read like PROs to me. Cant wait.

[Deej]

Im with Gordo, Campo and Pacdaddy on this one..... I'm going so I can laff at a 250 Aprillia doing 5th gear monos and chuck malteesers at all you pricks. Who cares about da movie.

[Hewie]

Re: TORQUE IS SHAT!!!!!!!!

5) guy is sideways inbetween train carraiges..does burnout then stand bike up fully vertical, spins 90 degrees before riding up end of carraige and onto roof before jumping off and landing in gravel and keeping going!!! :shock: :shock:

i did that the other day on the 250 ...u just got to watch out for the power lines above the train when u do .. thats all ..

[Spike]

Im with Gordo, Melky and Pacdaddy on this one..... I'm going so I can laff at a 250 Aprillia doing 5th gear monos and chuck malteesers at all you pricks. Who cares about da movie.

Come on Deej, the 250 Aprilia can do a helluvalot of things......I've PROVEN on more than one occasion that IT CAN go offroad......they're a fuckin BEAUT little machine so give it a teeny weeny bit of credit.....and 5th gear mono's...PFFFT it'll come up under power dude....no clutch or nuttin

<Well mabye wid Zip's NOS kit>

[flea]

torque

after watching biker boys my expectations weren't very high but despite the very unrealistic stunts i enjoyed the movie.

biker boys downfall was mainly the storyline and the acting (and kid rock). Torque had good acting, actors and a good storyline. (ok they weren't the best but theres only so much depth you can create in a bike movie)

Also to the next person who complains about the stunts, Its FICTION, get over it. :twisted:

[Daise]

i think Daz still thinks Santa Claus is real....

Sorry, but you're sounding like a Trekkie ripping to shreds an episode with slight irregularities...

It's just a movie, fiction, a chance to sit back, relax, and forgot about reality for an hour and a bit.

I'm still there on sunday

(ps dont piss off a movie nut!)

[Anonymous]

who's not real??

[Daise]

your avatar :roll:

[Anonymous]

that cost my work a fortune in man hours, not to mention the lost business due to ignored phone calls hehehe

[Maarken]

Oh man you just shattered my dreams, i thought the movie was real and that they could really do all those stunts....

The nights about getting together having some fun, hopefully getting laid, u know the movie itself is just time to veg out and leave reality behind....