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  • God loves Motorcyclists ..!! (a bit of a read)

    ...and I have proof !

    I was riding home yesterday... quietly minding my own business when I decide I'm going to make a detour throught some cicanes and roundabouts for a laugh.

    As I blat throught the burbs I come up to the first round about..

    Now this roundabout only has two entrances the one I was coming in on and the one on the left.. I start to slow and look down the road ..no traffic to worry about so i start into the roundabout .. now to exit i have to go all the way around ..so this takes me a bit .. as im lining up to exit a dick in a white van towing a tandum trailer comes screaming into the roundabout.. now he was looking at me as he cut me off !!!!

    I hit the front anchors and stop dead .. swearing and yelling at the top of my lungs .. and I take off after him. As im catching up to him I start muttering something about "may god makes the wheels fall off ur farked up busted arse bucket o shite" 5 secs later .. Im following him he goes to take a rigt hand corner now hes still travelling fast here .. way to fast for the corner ... and to avoid the island :twisted: .. the van hits the island and bounces over the trailer hits the island and gets up on the left hand wheels ... after that when gravity takes over and flips the trailer completely ...crushing his load of building supplies, twisting the tow hitch and bending the cage around the trailer.

    I of course showed my deepest sympathy for his plight by obviously laughing at him and flipping him the salute as I rolled by very very slowly.

    I raced home to grab the camera but it was out of batteries .. so no piccies

    Made my day.
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

  • #2
    Well... god's aim was a bit off but I guess it was a good result in the end.
    If you can... you MUST!

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    • #3
      I'll settle for any personal disaster in a pinch mate

      besides its hard to hit a moving target at 1 trillion feet
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4
        eeek! Glad ur ok Hewie..

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        • #5
          Nice story man...
          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            There is a god?

            Man that sun bitch has got one fucked up sence of humour then.

            Nice story but!

            So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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            • #7
              hahahaha good one, if that jerkoff only slowed down and taken an extra 5 mins to get to his destination he would have saved a lot of pain, agony, $$$ and embarrasment
              1, Always look good
              2, Always know what you're doing
              3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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              • #8
                There is a god?

                Man that sun bitch has got one fucked up sence of humour then.

                Nice story but!  
                yeah ..... most of the time he spends his days tormenting me for his own amusement..

                to be truthful i reakon he was having a day off yesterday and an ex rider was running the show .
                Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                All we know is he's Hewie.

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                • #9
                  AMEN :!:
                  nice one....oh...and remind me never to piss you off hewie :shock:

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                  • #10
                    Good to you came out the winner in that one dude!
                    The circus is calling...

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                    • #11
                      dunno about he god stuff but I'm glad the cage driver got sorted out

                      I think maybe Scum Bag was at the healm yesterday

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                      • #12
                        doesn't often happen that way, but when it does it pays to laugh u'r head off at the tosser...... serves 'em right

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                        • #13
                          HAHHAHAHA stupid cage driver....

                          Woulda been good if the cops got him for something aswell topped off his day .....

                          Nice one Hewie, glad u ok and no bingles happened to u..... 8)
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