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    Colin was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.
    Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found Colin
    standing there with no shirt and no shoes or socks on. "What the hell are
    you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said Colin.
    "I just came in my pants!"


    A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar
    and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his
    face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting
    married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The groom replies, "I just
    had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying
    the wonderful woman who gave it to me." Now the bride comes walking down the
    aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid
    of honour notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to
    be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The bride replies
    "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things
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