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  • Life in 2003

    ( I don't agree with No. 16, cause if ya here, then ya ain't too busy...)

    Life in 2003
    You know you're living in 2003 when.....

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
    have e-mail addresses.

    6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
    in a business manner.

    7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get
    an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
    different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
    long-service awards. ....

    and the real clinchers are...

    13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

    14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
    "friends".

    15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more,
    except to send you jokes from the net.

    16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

    17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.
    (Bet you all did this one!?!?!?)

    I rekon it's missing one...

    18. When something goes wrong in life, you try to reload from the last save...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things
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