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There were three blokes in a bar :
Irishman
Englander
Aussie
Sitting round the table having a few chat and a few beers ...
The Irishman turns and say ... my goodness .. that Jesus over there ...
The Engishman turns and says ... I say old chap, your right for once ... The Aussie turns and says ... crikey, the english and irish have agreed on somethnig for once and their right too!
The Irishman grabs the barman and says ... barman, the finest Guiness you have for Jesus over there. The drink is taken to Jesus and he looks, smiles and enjoys the beverage The Englander grabs the barman and says ... barman, the finest english ale for Jesus over there The drink is also taken to Jesus and again he looks, waves and enjoys the beverage. The Aussie, not wanting to be outdone says ... Barman, your finest beer to Jesus over there ... The barman delivers the drink which Jesus enjoys.
After the three beverages Jesus comes over to the three men, shakes the Irishmans hand and says "Thankyou my son for your hospitatily" The irishman leaps up and says ... Wow, my arthritis is gone ... after 30 years, all gone!
Then Jesus goes the the englander and shakes his hand saying ... Thankyou my son for your hosptitality The English man jumps up and says .. blimey, my migrane that I have had for 3 years is all gone too! WOW
Then Jesus walks up to the Aussie ... and the Aussie reales back falling off his chair ... while saying ...
your not shaking my hand, im still on workers comp!
Irishman
Englander
Aussie
Sitting round the table having a few chat and a few beers ...
The Irishman turns and say ... my goodness .. that Jesus over there ...
The Engishman turns and says ... I say old chap, your right for once ... The Aussie turns and says ... crikey, the english and irish have agreed on somethnig for once and their right too!
The Irishman grabs the barman and says ... barman, the finest Guiness you have for Jesus over there. The drink is taken to Jesus and he looks, smiles and enjoys the beverage The Englander grabs the barman and says ... barman, the finest english ale for Jesus over there The drink is also taken to Jesus and again he looks, waves and enjoys the beverage. The Aussie, not wanting to be outdone says ... Barman, your finest beer to Jesus over there ... The barman delivers the drink which Jesus enjoys.
After the three beverages Jesus comes over to the three men, shakes the Irishmans hand and says "Thankyou my son for your hospitatily" The irishman leaps up and says ... Wow, my arthritis is gone ... after 30 years, all gone!
Then Jesus goes the the englander and shakes his hand saying ... Thankyou my son for your hosptitality The English man jumps up and says .. blimey, my migrane that I have had for 3 years is all gone too! WOW
Then Jesus walks up to the Aussie ... and the Aussie reales back falling off his chair ... while saying ...
your not shaking my hand, im still on workers comp!
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