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    1BG12R wimped out and wouldn't put this 'quality' stuff for ya to read, so I'll do it for him...

    For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity.

    > > >
    > > > 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
    >things.
    > > >
    > > > 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
    > > >
    > > > 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    > > >
    > > > 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
    > > > still have monkeys and apes?
    > > >
    > > > 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he
    > > > knows where all the bad girls live.
    > > >
    > > > 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
    > > >
    > > > 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
    > > >
    > > > 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his
    > > > hands with soap?
    > > >
    > > > 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
    > > > kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
    > > >
    > > > 10. Is there another word for synonym?
    > > >
    > > > 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
    > > >
    > > > 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal
    > > > eating an endangered plant?
    > > >
    > > > 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
    > > >
    > > > 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
    > > >
    > > > 15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they
    > > > afraid someone will clean them?
    > > >
    > > > 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
    > > >
    > > > 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    > > >
    > > > 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he
    > > > has the right to remain silent?
    > > >
    > > > 19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank
    > > > machines? (Somebody please explain THIS ONE to me)
    I know there's a logical explanation, but it escapes me.
    > > >
    > > > 20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at
    > > > those yellow road signs?
    > > >
    > > > 21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    > > >
    > > > 22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk
    > > > about other people.
    > > >
    > > > 23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
    > > >
    > > > 24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
    > > > adultery?
    > > >
    > > > 25. How is it possible to have a civil war? @#&%$!!!#
    > > >
    > > > 26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest
    > > > drown, too?
    > > >
    > > > 27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you
    > > > still be hungry?
    > > >
    > > > 28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
    > > > done?
    > > >
    > > > 29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to
    > > > have "S" in it?
    > > >
    > > > 30. Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead
    > > > of "assteroids"?
    > > >
    > > > 31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot
    > > > at them?
    > > >
    > > > 32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
    > > >
    > > > 33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three
    > > > times does he become disoriented?
    > > >
    > > > 34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

    As you can tell from the quality - these REALLY aren't mine...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    1BG12R wimped out and wouldn't put this 'quality' stuff for ya to read, so I'll do it for him...

    Wimped out I dont think so
    I new u would be more bored than I am and just love 2 post all sorts of crap in this forum inc. above
    As you can tell from the quality - these REALLY aren't mine...
    Go-on Flakey if in doubt deny all

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