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  • Rode through some hail on the way down south dis morning...

    Fook it hurt, the FWY was white and da bloody things were bouncing off my hands and knees...OUCH!!

    (wondered why all the cars were stopped under the bridges...) :shock:

    when the bike started to move sideways at 100kph, I decided it was a bad idea to continue at that current speed... (read 'Scared the SH!T out of me')

    A few dents in the radiator now...Dunno how I'm gunna get them out.

    Bummer.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Nasty shit on a bike! I was in the car and I thought it was bad enuf.

    Re the radiator, buy yourself a cheap gents hair comb. With a pair of snippers, snip off the two thick ends on the comb so that all you are left with are the thin bristles.

    Now genlty use the comb on your radiator fins where it is damaged until they go back into shape.

    You will find it is the perfect size, and seeing it is made of plastic, wont damage your fins.

    Deej

    So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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    • #3
      COOL!! THANKS!!

      Me thinks I might look into buying a car...

      (and a comb!)
      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      • #4
        Holy shite Deej!
        Got any more Magyver tips
        Should start a new section for it?

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        • #5
          Deej built his latest bike with some chewing gum, a piece of string and a inflatable beach ball.

          What ever happened to mayver anyway (yes I know the actor is doing sg1 now) it was a cool show.

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          • #6
            Didn't ya hear?

            They had to end the series cause there wasn't any bad guys left...

            Sheesh...

            But with SQ1, there are interstellar bad guys... (who speak english)

            (in best Homer voice)

            Hmmm, more bad guys...B-)
            Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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            • #7
              Deej built his latest bike with some chewing gum, a piece of string and a inflatable beach ball.
              .
              Hell is that true ??? then can you make me one too Deej ???

              Nice tip though !! Now confess where did you get it from ??

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              • #8
                I think Deej used all his string making his...

                Sorry man...B-)
                Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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                • #9
                  I cant make u'z one as well……You see, as Melkor mentioned, Chewing Gum is a primary ingredient. What he neglected to tell you was that you have to chew the fucker for 12 months for it to work. If you don’t chew for 12 months it ends up being a GN250.

                  Why do you think I only upgrade every 12 months?

                  As for the McGyver Comb action……….it was an old trick passed on thru the generations from my father to me, his father to him and his father to him and his fathers father to him. It skipped a generation cos radiators weren’t invented in those days. My great geat great great great grandfather...... was a barber.

                  So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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                  • #10
                    His Far-jjar.

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                    • #11
                      does deej sport a mullet like Magyver :o
                      I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated.

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                      • #12
                        no deej looks like this http://www.perthextreme.com/images/geek1.jpg
                        no wonder he's such a hit with the girls !!! If your nice he'll let you play too !!! 8)

                        NNooooooooooo not a GN250 Dam I'll chew my own gum
                        for 12 months !! :roll:

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                        • #13
                          I love macgyver got a shit load of episodes on my computer...
                          Richard Dean Anderson rules

                          I might have a go at the making ya own bike thing Deej howd you make a 954 blade buddy ?? What ingredients will ineed for that..
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                          • #14
                            954 Blade?


                            Easy...

                            1) A soggy tissue,
                            2) Womans Weekly Magazine (Pref 2002 Circa).
                            3) A tampon (used).

                            Deej

                            (ducks and waits for the "3 world titles" line from tex)


                            So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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                            • #15
                              Didn't you forget

                              4) busted lung

                              ???

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