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    'Almost' Darwin Award Winner! OBH 9.30pm

    The award for biggest penis of the year has to go to the complete weapon on the 600 (rr?) down at the OBH half an hour ago.

    This guy is holding it on the limiter in neutral over and over again but fails to notice the police pass RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! As the police are circling back around to have a word, he pulls out onto Eric st at full throttle and dumps the clutch, obviously resulting in spinning out, with the bike ending up under the front of the cop car.

    By his actions, I would conclude that either (A) he has never, ever seen, let alone ridden a bike, Or (b) he was wasted.

    What a loser.
    Last edited by Huzzer; 28-12-2008, 08:10 PM.
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  • #2
    drunk and argued with his significant other??? I can empathise if that is the case.

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    • #3
      picsorban
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      • #4
        fraid it didn't appear so. He was showing off to a guy and a girl staggering around next to him. Who buys a new bike and then revs the nuts of it in neutral?

        Sorry short fuse, didn't have my phone with me. I would loved to have filmed it!

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        • #5
          damn it, knew I was gonna miss something by not going down there.
          Please contact the Administrator if your date of birth has changed.

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          • #6
            darwin award = dead.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brougham View Post
              darwin award = dead.
              He was pronounced dead moments later...choking on cock it appears.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Brougham View Post
                darwin award = dead.
                Fixed!

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                • #9
                  wax on the tyres?
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                  • #10
                    what a clown!

                    did he actually qualify for darwins or is he sitting in hospital regretting his actions?

                    edit: question answered. would be a weird way to go!
                    X.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tyson
                      wax on the tyres?
                      road conditioner dude.


                      edit:
                      more seriously, sounds like cock on the breath more than anything else.
                      “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TYSON View Post
                        wax on the tyres?
                        ??

                        He was fine, managed to pick the bike straight up. He must of only made it up to 3kph before binning it!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Huzzer View Post
                          ??
                          just pulling the piss, common excuse for those that drop it is waxy(new) tyres .
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                          • #14


                            They probably were brand new tyres, but he'd just removed all the tread with the burnout he did in the carpark.

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                            • #15
                              Wanker! I've never done anything really stupid full of piss in my whole life.
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