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    From India:

    London - A three-year-old boy has been granted a special licence to ride a motorcycle by judges in India.

    Azeem Khan had to prove he could control the powerful Royal Enfield Bullet after his father added special extensions to the controls so he could reach them.

    "He is much safer than most adult drivers I know," said proud dad Shantanu, of New Delhi.

    "I used to sit him on my bike and he would always grab at the controls. One day he will be a professional racer for sure," he added.

    But Azeem, who turns four next month, is not allowed out on the main roads on his own.

    "Of course I won't let him drive on the busy roads without me on the bike as well. I trust Azeem but I don't trust other drivers," he said.

    And the pint-sized biker already has his sights set on his next set of wheels.

    "What he really wants is a Harley Davidson but he'll have to wait a few more years for that," added his father.

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  • #2
    How bizarre.

    It doesn't say why he actually needed a license though. I can't think of a good reason to give a 3 year old a license anyway.

    My 3 year old still walks into walls
    Originally posted by Amac
    suck me on the hat you mole fucker, steroid affected me cock

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Melchior View Post
      How bizarre.

      It doesn't say why he actually needed a license though. I can't think of a good reason to give a 3 year old a license anyway.

      My 3 year old still walks into walls
      Take the child off hard liquor!!

      Reason: 'cause he can!!


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      • #4
        the powerful Royal Enfield Bullet
        Edit, lots of power for a three year old it seems. He'll be the pimpest child at kindy now.
        Originally posted by Desmo
        Why be a cunt about it?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Melchior View Post
          How bizarre.

          It doesn't say why he actually needed a license though. I can't think of a good reason to give a 3 year old a license anyway.

          My 3 year old still walks into walls
          1. Because he can

          2. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it

          Bert
          It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

          Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5,000 foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn, downhill, ess turn is quite another.
          Hunter S. Thompson

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          • #6
            o snap!

            Actually he broke his leg before me
            Originally posted by Amac
            suck me on the hat you mole fucker, steroid affected me cock

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            • #7
              That little bastard is gonna be swamped with 2-8 year old punani wanting him to take em down to the local jungle gym to kick it!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Melchior View Post
                How bizarre.

                It doesn't say why he actually needed a license though. I can't think of a good reason to give a 3 year old a license anyway.

                My 3 year old still walks into walls
                I think the main problem with your three year old is that its your 3 year old

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                • #9
                  What a wonderful combination of old colonial raj officiousness and 3rd world anarchy. I'll bet there's 16 different pieces of paper you have to get signed and stamped before you get an Indian driver's license, but they'll still give one to a 3 year old.
                  Originally posted by Archie
                  Give it the beans, before you redline release the beans, tap it up a gear, resume bean-giving.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by polony View Post
                    I think the main problem with your three year old is that its your 3 year old
                    Ohhh SHNAP, i wasn't expecting that...

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                    • #11
                      I know plenty of blokes that ride like three year olds.
                      Please, call me Flash...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by tomv View Post
                        From India:

                        London - A three-year-old boy has been granted a special licence to ride a motorcycle by judges in India.
                        My kid would own that c*nt, and he knows it!

                        Last edited by kryten2001; 20-08-2009, 04:42 PM.

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                        • #13
                          "One day he will be a professional racer for sure," he added.
                          ...
                          "What he really wants is a Harley Davidson"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by tomv View Post
                            London - A three-year-old boy has been granted a special licence to ride a motorcycle by judges in India.
                            Maybe he got his inspiration here:



                            Oh wait, shit.....

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