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  • #31
    Let's not even mention him shall we?
    If it helps you refrain from mentioning him, imagine* he touches himself every time you mention his name.
    * likely also reality.

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    • #32
      Let’s hope it’s just himself, He is a big Pell fan .....

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Para045 View Post
        Only did it once on the centrestand of my BB, pivoted it around on one of the feet
        Worked ok except it drilled a hole in the asphalt

        Wouldn't try it on the sidestand due to the weight of the bike
        Yeah the standard approach on beemers was that you position a steel serving tray (or equivalent) under the bike to avoid that problem. Not sure if it was in your driveway but asphalt is the worst fucking stuff to put in your driveway. Everything else is better

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        • #34
          Originally posted by dwillia View Post
          How does it feel to be wrong almost all of the time?
          Originally posted by Chuck Steak View Post
          It's the only way to learn.
          You did it again

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          • #35
            when I think of Chuck Steak:

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            • #36
              Originally posted by dwillia View Post
              when I think of Chuck Steak:

              [IMG]https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/26/13/enhanced-buzz-31126-1366996398-1.jpg?downsize=800:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto[/IMG]
              White space. That’s very witty

              - - - Updated - - -

              Edit: the buzzfeed page came up. Prefer the white space.
              The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Chuck Steak View Post
                  Not sure if it was in your driveway but asphalt is the worst fucking stuff to put in your driveway. Everything else is better
                  Nah not driveway, that's paving It was on a main road, spun it round on one leg and it bored into the asphalt and leant over on me! Then had to try and lever the CS out of the road which took a big chunk out
                  #1 Gold Ticket Holder for the Barfridge Fan Club
                  Originally posted by Phildo
                  Noted. We'll check back on that one in three years
                  Originally posted by filbert
                  i'll pretend you didn't know she was 13

                  98 BADASS TITANIUM BLACKBIRD - Past bikes 1982 XS250 Yamaha & 1983 CB750F with 900 motor
                  Ozblackbird.net Administrator

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                  • #39
                    I was at the Ducati factory last year in Bologna doing a tour. All the Ducati sportbikes were turned around using the sidestand method by the factory guys!!!

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                    • #40
                      Kudos to Ducati. At least something on the bike works.

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                      • #41
                        The mechanics.
                        Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by TurboR1 View Post
                          The mechanics.
                          Haha. Touché sir..

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                          • #43
                            To the tune of the gloria estefan classic , turn the beat around

                            Turn your bike, turn your bike, turn your bike around
                            Turn your bike, turn your bike, turn your bike around
                            Turn your bike, turn your bike, turn your bike around
                            Turn your bike, turn your bike, turn your bike around

                            Turn your bike around
                            You can use the side stand
                            Use the center stand
                            Try not to gouge the pavement

                            You can try it


                            B M W or new ducati
                            Careful, balance, could get pretty shitty
                            Clear your mind of all distraction
                            Or you'll hear the scratch of the paintwork scratchin'
                            Woah yeah

                            Turn your bike around
                            You can use the side stand
                            Use the center stand
                            Try not to gouge the pavement

                            You can try it

                            Etc.
                            Note: this may not be the universe where the above is relevant.

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