Ongoing CBD Lunch Dates With IGS, browncow & lefty

[darth lefty]

Wanted: lunch partners for irregular ~1 hour dates in the CBD.

-The successful applicants must have cheap, low standards along with little or no tact, shame and class. Exhibiting obnoxious mannerisms to surrounding lunch-goers will not be looked down upon (in fact it’s actively encouraged, as is stealing prime lunchtime positions from circling women from minority groups).

-The successful applicants will be willing to engage in banter of various forms including – but not limited to – low brow, sexually objectifying, motorbikes, technology and be able to compile a comprehensive argument both for and against the notion of pin up cleaning ladies.

-Successful applicants are also actively encouraged to participate in post lunch activities. Perving, disruption of shopping ambiance and general pranks helps set the mood before returning to the office.

If this sounds like you, apply with a two paragraph cover letter of why you would be good company, including your most recent culturally inappropriate action and favourite joke from here. Applications should be directed via PM to IGS, browncow and lefty.

EDIT:

Clothing is optional, and a high tolerance of homo eroticism is encouraged.

[The Saint]

Sounds like me.

I'm out.

[Barfridge]

You guys should totally come out to Malaga one day, the fun will never end

[IGS]

You forgot to add, clothing is optional.

[darth lefty]

You guys should totally come out to Malaga one day, the fun will never end

Is there perving to be done in Malaga?

I would only go if there is perving to be done.

[browncow]

We should have put in something about hidden camera lenses in shoes being looked upon favorably...

Also, must be able to identify, abuse and possibly brain other PSBers from a distance.

Is there perving to be done in Malaga?

I would only go if there is perving to be done.

It's Malaga.
They're all Shane or Miwnlf's...

[Barfridge]

not much perving, sorry

[darth lefty]

We should have put in something about hidden camera lenses in shoes being looked upon favorably...

Also, must be able to identify, abuse and possibly brain other PSBers from a distance.



It's Malaga.
They're all Shane or Miwnlf's...

That's also an important consideration. Although if you're a girl there is no need to feel disheartened at the fact that you won't be able to brain other PSBers.

Invention and initiative is also looked upon favourably in applicants.

[Huggles]

*click* Hugo likes this!

[IGS]

Querying a newsagent owner (preferably Asian, with limited English fluency) where the porn is located amongst their magazine stand is a perfect example of post lunchtime activities.

Bonus points awarded if you have the owner walking from behind the counter to point out exactly where the porn is, then asking if they carry specific genres such as gay, fetish or bestiality material.

[darth lefty]

Or asking for DVDA, then explaining by use of stick figures on post it notes (which you won't buy) exactly what DVDA is...

EDIT:

At this juncture it's probably pertinent to note that our lunchtime dates aren't really activities for the whole family as they don't carry an Australian Office for Film and Literature Classification rating of PG.

[02keilj]

this sounds like fun, i fit most of those categories.
though i have uni on everyday

[Sarbear]

maybeeeeeee

[darth lefty]

First post updated, please note the application process.

Timewasters and tyre kickers need not apply.

[Big_Dave]

Sounds interesting dangerous

I'm around that area on tuesdays