Wanted: lunch partners for irregular ~1 hour dates in the CBD.
-The successful applicants must have cheap, low standards along with little or no tact, shame and class. Exhibiting obnoxious mannerisms to surrounding lunch-goers will not be looked down upon (in fact it’s actively encouraged, as is stealing prime lunchtime positions from circling women from minority groups).
-The successful applicants will be willing to engage in banter of various forms including – but not limited to – low brow, sexually objectifying, motorbikes, technology and be able to compile a comprehensive argument both for and against the notion of pin up cleaning ladies.
-Successful applicants are also actively encouraged to participate in post lunch activities. Perving, disruption of shopping ambiance and general pranks helps set the mood before returning to the office.
If this sounds like you, apply with a two paragraph cover letter of why you would be good company, including your most recent culturally inappropriate action and favourite joke from here. Applications should be directed via PM to IGS, browncow and lefty.
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Clothing is optional, and a high tolerance of homo eroticism is encouraged.
-The successful applicants must have cheap, low standards along with little or no tact, shame and class. Exhibiting obnoxious mannerisms to surrounding lunch-goers will not be looked down upon (in fact it’s actively encouraged, as is stealing prime lunchtime positions from circling women from minority groups).
-The successful applicants will be willing to engage in banter of various forms including – but not limited to – low brow, sexually objectifying, motorbikes, technology and be able to compile a comprehensive argument both for and against the notion of pin up cleaning ladies.
-Successful applicants are also actively encouraged to participate in post lunch activities. Perving, disruption of shopping ambiance and general pranks helps set the mood before returning to the office.
If this sounds like you, apply with a two paragraph cover letter of why you would be good company, including your most recent culturally inappropriate action and favourite joke from here. Applications should be directed via PM to IGS, browncow and lefty.
EDIT:
Clothing is optional, and a high tolerance of homo eroticism is encouraged.
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