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  • Could you?

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    She's breathing isn't she
    20.11%
    38
    Yes, but that's because I'm gay
    1.06%
    2
    Not if she was the last owner of a vag on the planet
    55.56%
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    Only if I had a taser handy
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  • #2
    yeh but she'd prolly clout ya if you tried the oops wrong hole approach! seedy steroid belly button to
    Last edited by ozzypatrol; 03-10-2009, 07:39 AM.
    Originally posted by Rocket
    Hahah yeah, cos if there's one thing that scares the shit out of people, it's a bunch of 60kg computer geeks on GPX250's wobbling into a carpark.

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    • #3
      She would prolly rip your dick off if she done a kegal

      Edit: That has to be photoshopped for sure, because dont lady body builders lose breast mass when they bulk up? Something to do with body fat?
      Originally posted by browncow
      Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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      • #4
        They are called implants dude.


        Fuck. Where have you been for tha past 20 years?
        Find me on Instagram

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        • #5
          They are called implants dude.


          Fuck. Where have you been for tha past 20 years?
          I cant honestly say why I didn't think of that
          Originally posted by browncow
          Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by malenko View Post
            I cant honestly say why I didn't think of that
            Just for you Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder

            Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder
            Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA

            Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?”

            Customer: “My left boob popped.”

            Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?”

            Customer: “Yes.”

            Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?”

            Customer: “The water kind.”

            Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.”

            Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?”

            Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.”

            Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?”

            Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.”

            Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?”

            Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?”

            Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?”

            Me: “… A diode?”

            Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.”

            Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?”

            Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.”

            Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?”

            Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.”

            Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!”

            Customer: *click*

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            • #7
              ROFL, that is classic :p
              Originally posted by browncow
              Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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              • #8
                Thats not a bad site, but having read some of the retail ones, I would say half of it is made up, people are retarded, but they arent THAT retarded.

                eg.
                Customer: “Excuse me, dear, can you help me?”

                Me: “Sure.”

                Customer: “I want a body wash that doesn’t have soap in it.”

                Me: “Sure. There are a few different types of this brand here, that does not contain soap.”

                Customer: “But which one doesn’t contain soap?”

                Me: “None of them do, madam. The entire range doesn’t contain any soap in their products.”

                Customer: “I want one without soap. What about this one?” *picks up a bottle*

                Me: “Yes, that’s one without soap.”

                Customer: “Oh. Does it lather up?”

                Me: “I haven’t tried this brand, but it’s popular. It’s also about 40% off, so now’s a good time to try it.”

                Customer: “Well, you should have tried it so i know whether or not it lathers up! Next time I come in, I want you to have tried it so I know whether or not it lathers up!”
                Originally posted by browncow
                Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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                • #9
                  She's ripped as!

                  Unfortunately(?) that doesnt turn me on.
                  Originally posted by Amac
                  suck me on the hat you mole fucker, steroid affected me cock

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                  • #10
                    Take away the tits, vag and head and I'd be happy to have that bod.
                    Find me on Instagram

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                    • #11
                      Could you:

                      Oh hells yes

                      Dubs

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                      • #12
                        thats a dude .... dude ...

                        and no !

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                        • #13
                          when a chicks muscles are bigger than her tits, you know theres a problem...
                          Cops call it reckless riding. I call it 'skillz'

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                          • #14
                            my answer being no
                            Cops call it reckless riding. I call it 'skillz'

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dubs View Post
                              Could you:

                              Oh hells yes

                              Dubs

                              Could you, well yeh theres some form of hole...

                              Would you? no
                              anything fits with a run up

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