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  • 96WTK: how do you talk to your bike?

    Fellow members of PSB,
    Do you, and if so, how do you talk to your bike.

    Do you talk out loud? A simple pat on the tank? Is it a thought that you know is heard and understood by your mechanical steed? Or like Rossi, do you squatt beside him/her and grab the footpeg?

    Personally, I regularly find a small moment in time whilst astride the bike, stationary, and hands on the tank, dip the head, and mutter my words to her. It's subtle enough, I doubt it's even noticed by most, but it's just become Habbit.

    After a good ride, I often find myself doing the same in thanks.

    So, as per the question, how do you talk to your bike?
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  • #2
    Carefully!
    I don't want them thinking I have a favourite.

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    • #3
      Pillow talk baby.
      soon to be on the dirt...

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      • #4
        no need for talking... my bike and i are one.

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        • #5
          I put my dick in the exhaust pipe.
          ZippySig.com

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          • #6
            I occasionally ask her if she'll take some points for me. Never answers.
            Originally posted by Abuse this
            Get a load of this pussy, he wouldn't travel back in time to murder a baby.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 96 View Post
              Personally, I regularly find a small moment in time whilst astride the bike, stationary, and hands on the tank, dip the head, and mutter my words to her. It's subtle enough, I doubt it's even noticed by most, but it's just become Habbit.
              It is a bit anoying when you do that before a race...
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              • #8
                Through a spirit medium and occasionally a OUIJA board.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gordan View Post
                  I put my dick in the exhaust pipe.
                  I put mine in the petrol tank, and brake fluid reservoir.

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                  • #10
                    Like a dirty whore.
                    Its all good on Ducati's

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 96 View Post
                      Is it a thought that you know is heard and understood by your mechanical steed?
                      This ^ or a pat on the tank


                      Unless I'm trying to undo the sump plug/oil filter and it's giving me grief then it's usually profanities out loud
                      Straight roads are for fast bikes - corners are for fast riders!

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                      • #12
                        Telepathy...


                        You only live once, but live right and once is enough......

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                        • #13
                          a rub on the front and say dont you fuckin spit me off

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