96WTK: how do you talk to your bike?

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Fellow members of PSB,
Do you, and if so, how do you talk to your bike.

Do you talk out loud? A simple pat on the tank? Is it a thought that you know is heard and understood by your mechanical steed? Or like Rossi, do you squatt beside him/her and grab the footpeg?

Personally, I regularly find a small moment in time whilst astride the bike, stationary, and hands on the tank, dip the head, and mutter my words to her. It's subtle enough, I doubt it's even noticed by most, but it's just become Habbit.

After a good ride, I often find myself doing the same in thanks.

So, as per the question, how do you talk to your bike?

[SpeedTrip]

Carefully!
I don't want them thinking I have a favourite.

[Mad Mel]

Pillow talk baby.

[Nine]

no need for talking... my bike and i are one.

[Gordan]

I put my dick in the exhaust pipe.

[mekon]

I occasionally ask her if she'll take some points for me. Never answers.

[Stephan]

Personally, I regularly find a small moment in time whilst astride the bike, stationary, and hands on the tank, dip the head, and mutter my words to her. It's subtle enough, I doubt it's even noticed by most, but it's just become Habbit.

It is a bit anoying when you do that before a race...

[Old frt]

Through a spirit medium and occasionally a OUIJA board.

[RAO]

I put my dick in the exhaust pipe.

I put mine in the petrol tank, and brake fluid reservoir.

[Gippo]

Like a dirty whore.

[DreamTheater]

Is it a thought that you know is heard and understood by your mechanical steed?

This ^ or a pat on the tank


Unless I'm trying to undo the sump plug/oil filter and it's giving me grief then it's usually profanities out loud

[Jezzabelle]

Telepathy...

[gixxer1000 blandy]

a rub on the front and say dont you fuckin spit me off