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  • DWTK: Combatting ring sting

    So I love Chillies and spicy foods, fucking love them but the morning after I suffer from the worst Gahndi's revenge known to man.
    Dodgy guts, hours on the toilet and a ring sting so bad my arse looks like the Japanese flag.
    Right now I think it's reaching down to try and snap at the water and all I ate last night were two JalapeŁŒo poppers.
    I understand that milk, dairy products and fatty foods can stop the burning on the entry side but what can be done to mitigate the after effects?
    I thought I'd ask PSB as it seems to know everything.
    Help me PSB, you're my only hope.

  • #2
    Bahaha this is great!
    I'm guessing you've already tried drinking your own piss
    - wally

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    • #3
      Originally posted by wallyz0r View Post
      Bahaha this is great!
      I'm guessing you've already tried drinking your own piss
      Hurr Hurr.
      In sterquiliniis invenitur.

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      • #4
        Toilet paper in the freezer.

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        • #5
          Try one popper instead of two?

          Differences aside, I love my jalapeno's - have several plants, try letting them go to red (over ripe) still tasty as and the majority of vareties are sweeter and not so ring burning, plus easier on the guts.

          Next thing, try watering them heaps. Letting the plant suffer drought makes them hotter.

          My aim with my plants is to retain the aroma and heat, but take the edge off.

          Anymore tips and we should take this over to the gardening mega thread.
          Last edited by Gippo; 05-01-2014, 09:50 AM.
          Its all good on Ducati's

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          • #6
            one popper is never enough
            The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Maxo View Post
              Toilet paper in the freezer.
              I'm hoping to combat the pain between my stomach and lower intestine.
              Frozen bog roll is akin to putting a bandaid on a severed limb.

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              • #8
                Your body is telling you something... change your dietary habits...
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_Blue_Dot

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                • #9
                  toughen up, princess.

                  Build up the heat and endure the pain, when you have some decent resistance drop back to "sane" chillis and enjoy your settled guts.

                  As if you'll ever drop back
                  "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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                  • #10
                    I pop a couple of proton pump inhibitors before eating but the backburn is always there. Get to like it.
                    The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

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                    • #11
                      Rub Vaso on ya bum before you go to bed

                      It might stop some of the sting on exit.
                      What You See

                      Isn't always what you get

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                      • #12
                        Really really hot - Ring burn assured. Plant gets full sun and watered only enough to stay alive:


                        Really tasty, hot but not crazy - has limited ring burn. Plant gets 3/4 shade and twice daily watering:


                        These plants are from the same Jalapeno pepper allowed to mature and dry out 2 seasons ago. Difference in taste and heat is enormous, needless to say difference on guts is also huge with taste sensation not lost.
                        Its all good on Ducati's

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                        • #13
                          Jalapeno? Hot?

                          AHAHAHAHAHA
                          "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Captain Starfish View Post
                            Jalapeno? Hot?

                            AHAHAHAHAHA
                            Trollololol
                            Its all good on Ducati's

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                            • #15
                              Insert a sprig of wattle for two hours daily over seven days.
                              Post pics on days 1, 3, 5 and 7 so we can monitor progress.

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