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  • RynoWTK - How to get a girlfriend ?

    Hello PSB

    I'm 22 this year and I'm still struggling to find my feet in the relationship world. I'm not sure if my tinder works because I never seem to get any matches, but I would like to know about the datings. What's the best way to find a girlfriend ? How do you get girls to like you ? I've tried being myself for 22 years and all I've managed is a few kisses on the cheek and some people that "don't want to ruin our friendship"

    Any advice welcome
    Rest in Peace

    #294

  • #2
    Originally posted by Ryanoceros View Post
    Any advice welcome
    At least wait till Friday...only advice I have for this thread.
    All I've got and more for #294...RIP Chris Adley
    #158...RIP James Thompson

    Originally posted by Ryanoceros
    Wooohoo !! Fucking 10/10 ride. Cheers for that Aari, you really conditioned my sphincter

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    • #3
      I met my wife at a PSB party for Barfridge.

      He had the best parties.

      PSB parties were awesome!


      If you keep getting friend zoned, you are being too nice.

      Or you have no personality.

      Start throwing big awesome parties.
      Get PSB involved.

      People here might bring girls that are out of your circle of friends.

      Wife one.
      sigpic

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      • #4
        PSB learner rides used to be like a meet and greet service...

        Now days... got anyone cute in the office? Always ends well.
        The greatest excitement comes from besting who you were yesterday.

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        • #5
          Well you see PSB was, and probably still is a great pick up place...

          The trick to picking up here?



















          Don't be a dickhead...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rich... View Post
            Well you see PSB was, and probably still is a great pick up place...

            The trick to picking up here?

            Don't be a dickhead...
            which pretty much rules him out totally
            Don't ride faster than your guardian angel can fly...

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            • #7
              Because you're a dirty troll and girls can see through that kind of thing.
              Try dating guys instead, they are easier to fool.
              Originally posted by Desmo
              Why be a cunt about it?

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              • #8
                [MENTION=24862]GreenMeanie[/MENTION] is single
                Don't ride faster than your guardian angel can fly...

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                • #9
                  The worst part is if I wasn't so sure you were trolling, Ms boeman has a plethora of friends between 21-24 who are single pringles ready to mingle and tingle.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by paulie803 View Post
                    GreenMeanie is single
                    And they make such a lovely couple...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rich... View Post
                      And they make such a lovely couple...


                      Hey, there's no need to be jealous. If you came down from your hidey hole in the hills we could take selfies too!!
                      Rest in Peace

                      #294

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                      • #12
                        The worst type of attention whores are those that deliberately set themselves up for derogatory comments (because let's be honest, that's where this is heading). This is not/was never intended to be a serious thread; it's a let's bash Ryan thread - started by Ryan. Kinda sad.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ryanoceros View Post
                          Hello PSB

                          PARP

                          Any advice welcome

                          I'm 44 and I am seeking the same information

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ryanoceros View Post
                            Hey, there's no need to be jealous. If you came down from your hidey hole in the hills we could take selfies too!!
                            Ryno and greenmeanie
                            Originally posted by SIR sparks a lot
                            remember opinions are like assholes everybody will have one
                            Here lies the body of Dorian Grey
                            Who died while defending his right of way;
                            He was right, oh so right, as he journeyed along
                            But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong


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                            • #15
                              I'll break it down into steps for you

                              -Invite a girl out on a date, (any girl, doesn't matter)
                              -Don't tell her your ride a bike *IMPORTANT*
                              -Pick her up for said date on motorbike
                              -Slap a helmet on her but don't worry about any other safety gear
                              -Pop a mad wheelie in 2nd and flip her off the back
                              -She will scream at you
                              -Take her to hospital
                              -Leave without speaking to each other
                              -Go to the pub and get fukeyed

                              It's the same thing as having a girlfriend, only condensed into an evening's activities! Plus, it should be cheaper, even if you do have to cover her hospital expenses.
                              Here lies the body of Harold Day
                              He knew it was his right of way.
                              He was right, dead right, as he rode along
                              But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

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