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    NippsWTK2 - insults

    what is the best insult you have ever heard?


    bonus points for:

    1. insults you have made up yourself

    2. a story where you have used it with resulting hilarity

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  • #2
    That sounds like english your speaking but you still make no sense.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    • #3
      scrag
      Porcelain and I were leaving home, got in the cage and had to wait for farken ages for some prostitute looking women to walk across our driveway.
      I was well pissed at this inconvenience so tried to yell out that she was a fucking skanky hag but it came out as "ya fucking scrag" (in occa accent for best effect )

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      • #4
        What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
        Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.
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        • #5
          and play with when bored.
          This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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          • #6
            ^^^thats not a bad insult XS

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            • #7
              Originally posted by XSorXpire View Post
              What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
              Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.
              go eat a dirty cunt

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              • #8
                Originally posted by XSorXpire View Post
                What kind of shit dumb thread is this.
                Geez woman, you should go get yourself a dick. That way you would have at least something to think with.
                Look at all that burnage

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                • #9
                  even if you were the last woman on earth you'd still lose a beauty contest!!

                  not pointed at thread starter
                  Last edited by Ceebeearrarr; 10-10-2007, 02:25 PM. Reason: missed text

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                  • #10
                    Bonus points?
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                    • #11
                      You smell like your mothers dirty minge
                      In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                      Its the little things that make the difference
                      Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                      If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                      • #12
                        You Dogshitsmegmaeatingassfuckingratrapingwhoresonbast ard.

                        Delivered as it is written
                        Turfierific!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by nipPlesticker View Post
                          go eat a dirty cunt
                          No thanks, i would spend way to much time picking out your bones.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by taint View Post
                            scrag
                            Porcelain and I were leaving home, got in the cage and had to wait for farken ages for some prostitute looking women to walk across our driveway.
                            I was well pissed at this inconvenience so tried to yell out that she was a fucking skanky hag but it came out as "ya fucking scrag" (in occa accent for best effect )
                            erm scrag is already an insult, are you claiming ownership?
                            Cup o' tea?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kassper View Post
                              erm scrag is already an insult, are you claiming ownership?
                              not claiming ownership, just my slip of the tongue

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