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  • Deal Or No Deal

    Soooo, there I was, sitting with my girlfriends, discussing the sort of qualities my next partner will possess. As you do.

    Despite this being a purely hypothetical proposition, the real names of potential suitors were brought to the table, to which I stated various objections such as "not until he gives up smoking", or "perhaps after he's moved out of his parents house and supported himself for a while", or "I no longer date drug dealers". These aren't preferences that I'd endure with a little exasperation, these are deal-breakers. (I have one or two others, but there's no point in me listing them, since I'm not in the dating pool right now).

    A quick perusal of PSB members revealed this random sample of other deal-breakers (in no particular order, since these are other peoples preferences and not necessarily mine):
    * Rides a motorcycle
    * Waxes or shaves
    * Doesn't piss in the shower
    * Has a pulse, apart from that I'll root pretty much anything
    * Must like cats/dogs/snakes
    * Is willing to wait until marraige
    * Is willing to put out soonish
    * Can't be a vegan
    etc, etc.
    71
    My friends think I'm too fussy but I know exactly what I want and I can't compromise on it
    7.04%
    5
    I expect certain things in a partner, probably no more than most people
    57.75%
    41
    Nothing comes to mind. Tell me a bit about yourself, if there's any issues then we'll haggle
    26.76%
    19
    When all else fails, I'm always prepared to lower my standards
    8.45%
    6
    https://parodieslost.blog/

  • #2
    Children. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
      * Rides a motorcycle
      * Waxes or shaves
      * Doesn't piss in the shower
      * Has a pulse, apart from that I'll root pretty much anything
      * Must like cats/dogs/snakes
      * Is willing to wait until marraige
      * Is willing to put out soonish
      * Can't be a vegan
      etc, etc.
      So... not pissing in the shower is a deal breaker now?
      Originally posted by Ferris
      I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

      Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
        deal-breaker:
        Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
        * Has a pulse
        Gross
        Originally posted by Melkor
        The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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        • #5
          As if they can know if their partner pisses in the shower .

          Nothing wrong with it anyway .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Xuaxace View Post
            As if they can know if their partner pisses in the shower .

            Nothing wrong with it anyway .
            what if their partner is in the shower with them?

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            • #7
              Wait..
              It's a deal breaker that he doesn't piss in the shower, or that he has a pulse?

              *edit* Beaten like a step-child
              Originally posted by Desmo
              Why be a cunt about it?

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              • #8
                Xuaxace is all "What? You ... you can do that? That's awesome!"
                Originally posted by Melkor
                The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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                • #9
                  These are things you might also leave a current partner over. e.g. when I was married for six years, my husband suddely took up smokng to which I replied "Oh, I don't fucking think so..."

                  EDIT: In another thread, one PSB member listed pissing in the shower as a no-no, while another said it would be a turn-on (I believe the phrase used was "girl has got to be dirty").

                  The examples in my list are from other members, I don't necessarily agree with them all.

                  demands/selection criteria/once bitten, twice shy... call it what you will, I'm not judging you, I'm just interested in what you would bring to the table.

                  poll added.
                  Last edited by Deborah; 25-08-2009, 05:54 PM.
                  https://parodieslost.blog/

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by perdition View Post
                    what if their partner is in the shower with them?
                    Who would do that , that would be a deal braker unless they are into golden showers and the sort.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
                      These are things you might also leave a current partner over. e.g. when I was married for six years, my husband suddely took up smokng
                      Frankly I'm surprised he held out that long.
                      Originally posted by Melkor
                      The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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                      • #12
                        When I first got married my wife used to put out and was a good girl
                        NOW WELL

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                        • #13
                          Deal breakers for me would be
                          - smoker
                          - iv drug user
                          - unemployed/unemployable
                          - not smarter than the average lawn ornament


                          not to say there aren't other criteria of course - but those are "deal breakers"...
                          “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

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                          • #14
                            ^WTS
                            pretty much just them, i need someone who i can have a decent conversation with and who forms their own opinions, not someone who just follows suit of everyone else
                            I was just raising hell I wasn't doing no harm, the cops could not appreciate my natural charm.

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                            • #15
                              MUST NOT BE

                              * Devoutly religious (except Buddhists)



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