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  • FBWTK: Pirate vs knight

    I watched a program tonight which pitted a knight against a pirate in a 'theoretical' battle scenario. The pirate was declared the victor but I wasn't convinced.

    Who do you think would win?

    The pirate has the benefit of guns and grenados as well as being agile.

    The knight has the benefit of plate armour and devastating close and medium range weapons (broad sword and halberd).

    So, who would it be....?
    70
    The human battle tank....the knight
    45.71%
    32
    Da scurvy sailarrrghhh......the pirate
    54.29%
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    A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

    Dear god, it's some weird bastardized three wheeled two person go-kart.

  • #2
    Pirates rape and pillage, drink Rum and fight.
    Knights on the other hand are uptight religious zealots who intermarry.
    No contest.

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    • #3
      Pirates fight to win
      Knights fight for/with honor
      ^wds^ no contest
      Being an Australian is not an excuse for being dumb and racist.

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      • #4
        a knight for sure! forget wts^
        Originally posted by TurboR1
        Herpes. Nature's sherbet.

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        • #5
          Would Robocop be classified as a knight?

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          • #6
            Pirate everytime.
            /cocksnogger

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            • #7
              Originally posted by remand View Post
              a knight for sure! forget wts^
              Pirates have pirate ships, all the knights have is a table and chairs.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ryven View Post
                Would Robocop be classified as a knight?
                to include robo would make it;
                FBWTK: Pirate vs knight vs robocop


                ps.... I recently bought the robocop DVD, never remembered it being that cheesy
                Being an Australian is not an excuse for being dumb and racist.

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                • #9
                  You never get talk like a Knight day
                  aaarg sheever me teembers, me harrties
                  Being an Australian is not an excuse for being dumb and racist.

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                  • #10
                    Depends on the terrain.

                    Is the knight mounted?
                    Is the pirate on his ship?
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                    • #11
                      the pirate get guns, the knight is fucked. but hand to hand pirate has nothing.
                      Hot air balloons, the gentleman's escape vehicle.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Shogun View Post
                        the pirate get guns, the knight is fucked. but hand to hand pirate has nothing.
                        Are we forgetting a cutlass and dirty fighting?

                        Knight would be clunking around in his metal receiving flesh wounds.

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                        • #13
                          cutlass is made for fighting unarmour foes. the knights are dressed for sword play.
                          Hot air balloons, the gentleman's escape vehicle.

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                          • #14
                            Hand to hand/close combat weapons, stand up fighting, the properly trained and disciplined knight should kick nine shades of sh!t outta Mr Pirate.

                            A lifetime of weapons training and tactics, a lifetime of harshness and discipline.

                            Although if Mr Pirate has a gun...well there is a couple of very specific reasons for the demise of knights, one of them being gun powder.

                            I reckon keeping it in context and period...pirate every time.
                            Ass is back on a Super Sport!!!

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                            • #15
                              They should have done knight vs samurai. At the height of their technology & power.

                              That would have been completely Awesome.
                              Ass is back on a Super Sport!!!

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