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  • Bit of a bummer...;-)

    Got this from a m8 who will remain anonymous...

    A man escapes from a prison where he had >been kept for 15
    >>years. As he runs away he >finds a house and breakes onto it
    >>looking for >money and guns but only finds a young couple in >bed.
    >>
    >> >
    >>
    >> > He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a >chair.........
    >>
    >> >
    >>
    >> > While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of >her and
    >>kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and >goes into the bathroom.
    >>
    >> >
    >>
    >> > While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
    >>
    >> >" Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at >his clothes!
    >>He probably spent lot's of time in jail, >and has not seen a girl
    >>in years. I saw the way he >kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont
    >>resist, >don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give >him
    >>satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if >he gets angry, he'll
    >>kill us both. Be strong honey I >love you"
    >>
    >> >
    >>
    >> >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing >my neck. He was
    >>wispering in my ear.
    >>
    >> >
    >>
    >> >He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, >and asked if we
    >>kept any vaseline in the >bathroom.
    >>
    >> >Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    ewwwwwwwww

    :shock:

    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

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    • #3
      hehehehehe

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      • #4
        hmmmmm i don't know whether to laugh, cry or hurl
        Spike

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        • #5
          ick ...
          I speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

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          • #6
            Got this from a m8 who will remain anonymous...  
            what Flakey,
            u dont wanna play that game again?

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