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A man escapes from a prison where he had >been kept for 15
>>years. As he runs away he >finds a house and breakes onto it
>>looking for >money and guns but only finds a young couple in >bed.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a >chair.........
>>
>> >
>>
>> > While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of >her and
>>kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and >goes into the bathroom.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
>>
>> >" Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at >his clothes!
>>He probably spent lot's of time in jail, >and has not seen a girl
>>in years. I saw the way he >kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont
>>resist, >don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give >him
>>satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if >he gets angry, he'll
>>kill us both. Be strong honey I >love you"
>>
>> >
>>
>> >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing >my neck. He was
>>wispering in my ear.
>>
>> >
>>
>> >He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, >and asked if we
>>kept any vaseline in the >bathroom.
>>
>> >Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
A man escapes from a prison where he had >been kept for 15
>>years. As he runs away he >finds a house and breakes onto it
>>looking for >money and guns but only finds a young couple in >bed.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a >chair.........
>>
>> >
>>
>> > While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of >her and
>>kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and >goes into the bathroom.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
>>
>> >" Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at >his clothes!
>>He probably spent lot's of time in jail, >and has not seen a girl
>>in years. I saw the way he >kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont
>>resist, >don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give >him
>>satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if >he gets angry, he'll
>>kill us both. Be strong honey I >love you"
>>
>> >
>>
>> >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing >my neck. He was
>>wispering in my ear.
>>
>> >
>>
>> >He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, >and asked if we
>>kept any vaseline in the >bathroom.
>>
>> >Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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