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  • I Hate It When This Happens...

    Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but
    there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them
    hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.

    The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if
    we can play through?"

    The second guy gets about halfway
    there and comes back.

    The first guy says, "What's wrong?"

    He says, "One of them is my wife, and
    the other one is my mistress."

    The first guy says, "That could be a problem.
    I'll go over."

    He gets about halfway there and comes back.

    The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

    The first guy says, "It's really a small world..."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Was this the world of Perth, damn small place


    • #3
      har har, phunny
      I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch


      • #4
        bloody golfers

        such a waste of land, think of how many more race tracks there could be if people didn't insist on launching a little ball into the distance and then going looking for it all day !!

        I find golf alot easier and quicker if you just carry your ball and then drop it straight into the hole X 18