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    MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I
    don't give a shit where you go.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: That explains the moustache then!

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilised.
    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
    shake off once you've been shagged.

    Man: Would you like to dance?
    Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

    Man: You're pretty
    Woman: Piss off.
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.!
    Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still

    Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still

    Whoever is filthy... let him be filthy still

  • #2
    hehehe nice mate *Campo writes them down ready for the snobby Sydney biatch's)

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    • #3


      Much Respect!! 8)
      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      • #4
        hehehe har har
        I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch

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