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    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
    Yes, Father, it is."
    And, who was the woman you were with?"
    Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
    Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
    tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy and I
    admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
    church for three months. Be off with you now."
    Tommy walks back to his pew.
    His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?
    Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.
    ...having dinner with KARMA tonight...

  • #2
    i mite have to go back to church for a few leads ..
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.


    • #3
      heh ehe he
      I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch


      • #4
        teeheehee das funny for soooo many reasons