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  • Little Johnny.... damn funny.....

    The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
    and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ...which part of
    your body goes first?"
    Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
    Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
    front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
    "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".
    The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
    Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
    other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
    'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

    The Nun fainted ...

    ...having dinner with KARMA tonight...

  • #2
    Never heard that one before
    LIVE TO RIDE AND RIDE TO LIVE
    LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE

    'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
    shouting 'FUCK YEAH ...WHAT A RIDE!'

    REGRET NOTHING YOUVE DONE


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    • #3
      GOLD!!! haha great joke

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      • #4
        Geez...brought this thread up from the dead. good one too.
        RIP Cade...07/10/1982 - 23/04/2006

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kyliejane
          benjamin is nobodys friend. if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
          Originally posted by harns
          Good riders don't need insurance though, they can evade any situation

          BUY_MY_BIKE!!!

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