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>A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
>end up leaving together. They get back to her apartment and he notices
>that the bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
>Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
>cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
>bears on the top shelf along the wall.
>
>The guy is surprised that she would have a collection of teddy
>bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to
>mention this to her, and actually is quite impressed by her cute
>side. She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's
>clothes off and make hot steamy love.
>
>After an intense night of passion, they are
>lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks,
>smiling, "Well, how was it?"
>
>The woman says:
>"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
>end up leaving together. They get back to her apartment and he notices
>that the bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
>Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
>cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
>bears on the top shelf along the wall.
>
>The guy is surprised that she would have a collection of teddy
>bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to
>mention this to her, and actually is quite impressed by her cute
>side. She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's
>clothes off and make hot steamy love.
>
>After an intense night of passion, they are
>lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks,
>smiling, "Well, how was it?"
>
>The woman says:
>"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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