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    >An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger
    >woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the
    >woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
    >entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
    >The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
    >and makes the following suggestion:
    >"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
    >making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
    >That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
    >They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire
    >a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as
    >they make love. It doesn't help and she is still
    >unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
    >"Okay", he says to the husband, "let's try it
    >reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
    >and you wave the towel over them."
    >Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young
    >man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves
    >the towel. The young man gets working with great
    >enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
    >room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
    >The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to
    >him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S
    >how you wave a towel!"
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