>An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger
>woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the
>woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
>entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
>The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
>and makes the following suggestion:
>"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
>making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
>That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
>They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire
>a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as
>they make love. It doesn't help and she is still
>unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
>"Okay", he says to the husband, "let's try it
>reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
>and you wave the towel over them."
>Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young
>man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves
>the towel. The young man gets working with great
>enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
>room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
>The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to
>him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S
>how you wave a towel!"