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    >Dear Ma and Pa,
    > I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
    >Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to
    >join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was
    >restless at first because you
    >got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.but am getting so I like to sleep
    >Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
    >some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split,
    >to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad,
    >warm water.
    > Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
    >but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and
    >regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city
    >that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you
    >fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
    > We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long
    >to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A
    >"route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city
    >guys get
    >sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
    > The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a
    >He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just
    >around and frown. They don't bother you none.
    > This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting
    >medals for
    >shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunks
    >and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at
    >All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even
    >your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
    > Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
    >with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real
    >easy. It
    >ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they
    >got in
    >this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same
    >time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.
    > Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
    >get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
    >Your ever-lovin' daughter,
    > Gail
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    lol ...


    • #3
      I like jokes that are based on the truth, hehe

      So I say bring on the blonde jokes, they're also quick and easy! (excuse the pun)
      mmmmm sacrilicious


      • #4
        LOL @ mas ..
        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.