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  • Ya probably seen this one...B-)

    But I'm bored and want to post something (if only slightly) humourous...


    > Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
    > deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic
    > relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Duncan in tears.
    > "We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
    > "Why?" gasped Duncan.
    > "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you are a
    > mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of
    > crustacean...and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only
    > walk sideways."
    > Duncan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness and to
    > drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
    > That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from
    > far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused
    to
    > join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
    > Suddenly the doors burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in.
    > The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King
    > Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made
    > his way across the floor...and all could see that he was walking, not
    > sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his
    > approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the
    > eye.
    >
    > There was a deadly hush...............
    >
    > For quite a while.....................
    >
    > Finally, the crab spoke...............
    >
    >
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    >
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    > "F u c k, I'm pissed."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things
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