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    There were three dogs at the vet. Our very own 2 dogs turned to 1 dog, who was hanging his head and asked," So what are you in here for?." "well," says the 1 dog, " my owner owns this nice new sports car he got just yesterday, and it has nice leather seats. He took me for a ride in it, and i got so excited, that i peed all over the nice leather seats, so now he's putting me to sleep." "Aww, that sucks," says 2 dogs."

    2 dogs then turned to 3 dogs and said “so what are you in here for?”. 3 dogs replied by saying “My owners have just bought a nice oriental rug just last week, and they got home late one night and I just couldn't help myself.. I crapped all over the oriental rug and now they're putting me to sleep."

    3 dogs and 1 dog finally turned to 2 dogs and asked," So what are you in here for, buddy?" 2 dogs replied," Well, the other day my owner was cleaning the house, and when he’s alone, he likes to do all other housework in nude. When he kneeled down to vacuum under the couch, I just got really excited, so i hopped on his back and had the ride of my life!" "So, you're getting put to sleep too?," asked the other dogs.

    "No..," said 2 dogs," I'm getting my nails clipped."
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.