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    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

    The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

    They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing 5 dollars. The little girl took it home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the 5 dollars pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a construction crew building a house."

    "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too?" "I will if those worthless cocksuckers at the timber yard ever bring us the fuckin' fibro we ordered," replied the little girl.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    good use of language
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.