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    Gets batter and batterer!

  • #2
    Is this posted in the "funny" section, because there is no "scary" section and this is the closest??

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    • #3
      Guy makes a lot of sense.
      How else are you supposed to discipline a woman when all else has failed?

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      • #4
        ^ correct. I mean, whats a brother gonna do? You want some sexytime and she isn't up for it? If it's down to beat her or beat off, I know what I'm gonna do.
        But not in the face, because that shit is dishonorable.

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        • #5
          I might find religion yet
          I did however see that there is no mention of the family goat
          If the wife refuses and wins the beating by beating her husband
          Can a goat be used as a substatute
          REPENT MOTHER FUCKER
          (anarchy in english )

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          • #6
            My other half is so lucky I'm not a Muslim, I'd be short-rod beating her about anywhere but the head daily.
            Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
            Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

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            • #7
              How can Sean Connery be wrong?

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              • #8
                ^^^^^ PMSL at the end!
                Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
                Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

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                • #9
                  Yes you shouldnt beat a womans face and make her ugly

                  Im not sure about this not cursing tho,

                  I find it is best to administer a sound spanking to a woman's bottom while calling her a dirty slut.
                  National pride should not be a crime!.

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                  • #10
                    Connery gold.
                    Originally posted by Abuse this
                    Get a load of this pussy, he wouldn't travel back in time to murder a baby.

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                    • #11
                      Closed fist = wrong. Passionate argument is one thing, but once the war of words is lost, and failure at negotiation?... just walk away (and if they come at you, open hand only! FFS it is not so hard to restrain a woman .... :/ oops)

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                      • #12
                        i rather us a whip

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                        • #13
                          Im so glad, that worldwide, the male birth rate is dropping. Our day will come ladies.










                          *pause for reaction*
                          Originally posted by Red_is_Best
                          hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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                          • #14
                            Some light reading for the modern feminist....
                            In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                            Its the little things that make the difference
                            Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                            If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                            • #15
                              That is a brilliant piece.

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