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  • this isn't a joke it actually happened today lol

    my old man was getting some parts for a few of his old VMX racers "these will all be yours one day" he says... Yeah & i'll sell half of them & get a ducati

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    • Originally posted by BusaSteve View Post
      Police are looking for a man selling cheap velcro....apparently its a rip off.
      Police are warning people to stay away from a suspicious person selling illegal glues... they dont want you to be stuck in a sticky situation.
      "Always look at where you want to go, never at where you are afraid to go" - My riding instructor

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      • why do boxers never have sex the night before a fight ?
        its because they don't fancy each other .

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        • made love to a girl with one leg last week .
          might use my dick next time .

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          • At a parent - teacher meeting;

            Teacher: Young Timmy is very quiet and reserved.
            Mother: Haha, he gets that from me.
            Teacher: It's often a sign of sexual abuse.
            Father: haha, he gets that from me.
            Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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