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    It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

  • #2
    You posted in the wrong section...

    This is "Funny Stuff"...

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    • #3
      Go on. I can see you smiling...
      "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        le' sigh
        The greatest excitement comes from besting who you were yesterday.

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        • #5
          :-)
          Be patient or become one.

          Ride with Passion. Ride with Purpose. Ride with Pride.

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          • #6
            You cynics should write that down for when you have kids. Seriously. It'll be gold.
            "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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            • #7
              Hey! A Dad's joke thread? I've got another one for ya.....

              A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?". The bartender smiles and says "For you, there's no charge".

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              • #8
                If you are in Asia and you get served dog meat, whats the best way to eat it?

                Just wolf it down.

                *Telling awesome dad jokes since 1986*
                They say money can't buy happiness. But you can use it to buy a Triumph and you never see sad people riding Triumphs.

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                • #9
                  Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
                  He'd make you an offer you couldn't understand.

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                  • #10
                    Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
                    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sventek View Post
                      Don't forget to celebrate Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.
                      The fourth? I thought it was the Sith
                      They say money can't buy happiness. But you can use it to buy a Triumph and you never see sad people riding Triumphs.

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                      • #12
                        That's a bad lisp you have there, Tiger.
                        "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sventek View Post
                          It's Pi Approximation Day! 22/7!
                          It is also the birthdate of Dr Spooner, he was a bunny fugger

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                          • #14
                            I heard he was a pleasant phucker...

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                            • #15
                              What did Beethoven do after he died?

                              He decomposed.
                              They say money can't buy happiness. But you can use it to buy a Triumph and you never see sad people riding Triumphs.

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