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Kiwi rugby supporter, Wiremu, was experiencing pain in the nether
regions and sought advice from an Aussie doctor. The doctor gave him a
thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and
advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion, ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly,
Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the
corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion
from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate
suckness, ey".
"What's the cure thin doc, ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
wanted to take my test tickets off me...
regions and sought advice from an Aussie doctor. The doctor gave him a
thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and
advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion, ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly,
Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the
corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion
from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate
suckness, ey".
"What's the cure thin doc, ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
wanted to take my test tickets off me...