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    Kiwi rugby supporter, Wiremu, was experiencing pain in the nether
    regions and sought advice from an Aussie doctor. The doctor gave him a
    thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and
    advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

    "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion, ey!"

    The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
    advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly,
    Wiremu refused the treatment.

    Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the
    corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion
    from someone he could trust.

    The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate
    suckness, ey".

    "What's the cure thin doc, ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different

    "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your

    "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
    wanted to take my test tickets off me...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things