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    bloke walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing
    an England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.

    The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The
    guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at
    home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."

    After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he
    and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents
    and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

    The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down
    field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog
    jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives
    to everyone.

    The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen!

    What does the dog do if they score a try?"

    The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

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    Supreme court case NZ
    A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama last week when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
    judge awarded custody to his aunt.
    The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than
    his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than his aunt
    The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who
    should have custody of him.
    Custody was granted to the All Black rugby team this
    morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things
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