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Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and
no CUP!!!
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Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All
Black
jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order
to save his family from the embarrassment.
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A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Carlos Spencer".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the
leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
============================
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and
no CUP!!!
============================
Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All
Black
jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order
to save his family from the embarrassment.
============================
A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Carlos Spencer".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the
leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."