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    You have probably seen this before but its good for a laugh

    While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the
    limit), I passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun
    on the other side laying in wait. He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?".
    To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
    "Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?">"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
    The policeman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher.And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
    to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
    stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
    "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."
    Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 The look on his face: Priceless.

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    Thats preety funny im sure i heard that one b4 though....

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