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    A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, Did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse , not on top of it."
    Originally posted by vk6hgr
    My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

  • #2
    nice one Daise


    I'll add a similar one here,

    What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog/porkupine ???

    The pricks are on the outside of a porkupine !!!!

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    • #3
      hhahaha

      nice one

      Love
      Nick :twisted:

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      • #4
        Loving it from here .... nice ones guys.....

        always like taking the piss outta cops....
        Dale Britton MotorCycles: 5/115
        Albany Hwy, Vic Park, Ph: 9470-1234 ...


        Kim Britton Kawasaki: 91 Dixon Rd, Rockingham, Ph: 9592-1113 ...

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