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    Subject: Strange men and strange cars

    A boy was walking down the street, a car pulled up beside
    him and a gentleman ask him if he'd like a ride in his car,
    the boy replied that his mother had told him never to get
    into strange cars.

    He carried on walking, a block down the car pulls up beside
    him again, the gentleman asked him if he would like a sweet
    and a ride home, again the boy says that his mother had told
    him never to get into strange cars.

    He carried on walking... faster now, but again the car pulls
    up beside him, the gentleman offers him a full bag of sweets
    and a ride home.. again the boy refuses.. and start to trot
    down the road..

    Not to be put off the gentleman again pulls up to the boy and
    offers him $20 and a bag of sweets if he would get into the
    car.

    The boy says... "look dad... you bought the Volvo...
    live with it!!"
    I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all outa bubblegum.

  • #2
    Haha...

    Good one... 8)
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4

        So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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        • #5
          stop copying me deej
          Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

          Some say he only showers on even days of the week

          Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

          All we know is he's Hewie.

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          • #6
            stop copying me deej

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            • #7
              I'll take 3 copy cat meals

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              • #8
                meh ive heard it before, but it's still pretty funny

                just to be in with everyone else...

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                • #9
                  lol
                  I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated.

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                  • #10
                    Hehehehe ....

                    Yeah i wouldn't get in a volvo either....
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                    • #11
                      stop copying me deej

                      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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                      • #12
                        dam Deej has got a clone :shock:

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                        • #13
                          stop copying me deej
                          Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                          Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                          Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                          All we know is he's Hewie.

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