Funny signs...

[Flakey]

Kan't remember if I've posted these...

> > > On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
> > > "We're No. 1 in the No. 2 business."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
> > > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > At a Proctologist's door:
> > > "To expedite your visit please back in."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > On a Plumbers truck:
> > > "We repair what your husband fixed."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > On a Plumbers truck:
> > > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > Pizza Shop Slogan:
> > > "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
> > > "Invite us to your next blowout."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
> > > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > At a Towing company:
> > > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > On an Electrician's truck:
> > > "Let us remove your shorts."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > In a Nonsmoking Area:
> > > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
> > > appropriate
> > action." __________________________________________________ _
> > > On a Maternity Room door:
> > > "Push. Push. Push."
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > > At an Optometrist's office:
> > > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
> > > right place."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > On a Taxidermist's window:
> > > "We really know our stuff."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > In a Podiatrist's office:
> > > "Time wounds all heels."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > My "personal" favorite.... On a Fence:
> > > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > At a Car Dealership:
> > > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
> > > __________________________________________________
> > > Outside a Muffler Shop:
> > > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> > > ______________________________________________
> > > In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
> > > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> > > ________________________________________________
> > > At the Electric Company:
> > > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if
> > > you don't, you will be."
> > > ________________________________________
> > > In a Restaurant window:
> > > "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
> > > __________________________________________________ _
> > In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> > "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
> > > _________________________________________________
> > > At a Propane Filling Station
> > > "Tank heaven for little grills."
> > > _______________________________________________
> > > And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:
> > > "Best place in town to take a leak."

[Maarken]

HAHAHAHA yeah there is some good ones there.....