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  • lets hear your best pick up lines!

    He says: Can i give u an aussie kiss
    She says: Whats an aussie kiss?
    He says: Same as a french kiss but down under.

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    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I come back?
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      You walk up to someone you are trying to pick up and give her 50c then walk back to your beer!

      You then wait for her walk up to you and ask why you gave her 50c. You then reply with "That's to give your mum a call and tell her your not coming home tonight"

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      • #4
        You walk up to someone you are trying to pick up and give her 50c then walk back to your beer!

        You then wait for her walk up to you and ask why you gave her 50c. You then reply with \"That's to give your mum a call and tell her your not coming home tonight\"  
        Or you could get her mum to come over too!
        If you can... you MUST!

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        • #5
          Klink wrote:
          Or you could get her mum to come over too!
          damn....that Klinks a thinker!

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          • #6
            Walk up to the girl and grab her arm and lick her sleave... then say "how about you and me go home and get out of these wet clothes".

            So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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            • #7
              hi .........i'm tex !!!!

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              • #8
                and then they say, why do they call you Tex? and then you say........

                So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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                • #9
                  NICK7r: Its not so muc a pickup line but wot u do is, get ya camera phone take the bitches photo and say
                  "Can i get a number to got wid this photo"
                  Air // KevLar // BigKev

                  I'M EXCITED!

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                  • #10
                    just ask if they wanna go halves in a bastard

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                    • #11
                      So do ya fuck on first dates 8)

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                      • #12
                        So do ya fuck on first dates 8)
                        does ur dad own a brewery ?

                        can i feel ur t1ts ???

                        or will u show them to me ??
                        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                        All we know is he's Hewie.

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                        • #13
                          How would you like to wrap your legs around a big, red throbbing machine, as long as you don't mind me slipping between your legs to do it!

                          It's a V-Twin thing 8)

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                          • #14
                            how about.....

                            Fuck me if im wrong, but isn't your name Helga???

                            If That Phone Was Up Your arse, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

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                            • #15
                              pick up lines

                              if i asked you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question??

                              think about it, its win win :twisted:
                              2003 SV650S

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