lets hear your best pick up lines!

[Masters apprentice]

He says: Can i give u an aussie kiss
She says: Whats an aussie kiss?
He says: Same as a french kiss but down under.

[Flakey]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I come back?

[nick05]

You walk up to someone you are trying to pick up and give her 50c then walk back to your beer!

You then wait for her walk up to you and ask why you gave her 50c. You then reply with "That's to give your mum a call and tell her your not coming home tonight"

[Klink]

You walk up to someone you are trying to pick up and give her 50c then walk back to your beer!

You then wait for her walk up to you and ask why you gave her 50c. You then reply with \"That's to give your mum a call and tell her your not coming home tonight\"  

Or you could get her mum to come over too!

[CAD]

Klink wrote:

Or you could get her mum to come over too!

damn....that Klinks a thinker!

[Deej]

Walk up to the girl and grab her arm and lick her sleave... then say "how about you and me go home and get out of these wet clothes".

[Tex]

hi .........i'm tex !!!!

[Deej]

and then they say, why do they call you Tex? and then you say........

[BigKev]

NICK7r: Its not so muc a pickup line but wot u do is, get ya camera phone take the bitches photo and say
"Can i get a number to got wid this photo"

[Gordo]

just ask if they wanna go halves in a bastard

[Wrex]

So do ya fuck on first dates 8)

[Hewie]

So do ya fuck on first dates 8)

does ur dad own a brewery ?

can i feel ur t1ts ???

or will u show them to me ??

[Campo]

How would you like to wrap your legs around a big, red throbbing machine, as long as you don't mind me slipping between your legs to do it!

It's a V-Twin thing 8)

[Fester]

how about.....

Fuck me if im wrong, but isn't your name Helga???

[flea]

pick up lines

if i asked you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question??

think about it, its win win :twisted: